survery shit
The "Older People" Survey
(Meant to be completed by those out of high school)
Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids?
'Have you ever kissed someone?'
'Missed someone?'
'Told someone you loved them?'
'Drank alcohol?'
Here are some questions for the people who are a little more mature... Okay, okay... OLD FOLKS like us......
BBBBBBO
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Rent
2. Where's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
Good Question
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
Never
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
again, never
5. Name of your first grade teacher?
Wow, I have no idea. I thought this was an adult survery. Why are we bringing first grade into it?
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Playing bass for some rock band, playing small clubs and such
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
There was artist, then doctor, then programmer, then I just didn't know.
8. How many colleges did you attend?
None
9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
Nicole really wanted me to.
10. Gas prices?
SUUUUCK, Good think I have my honda civic. I miss my trans am but I couldn't afford to drive it.
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you?
Right now the plan is to Take my wife and go to North Carolina.
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
I don't wake to an alarm.
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
Will I get a good nights sleep, or to sleep at all?
14. Favorite style of underwear?
Boxers
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
Don't matter
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
Taking out the trash
17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer at an art gallery?
Maybe, but I don't work because I have health problems.
18. Get up early or sleep in?
In between?
19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
I hate picking favorites. Again with the, I thought this was an adult survery.
20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Chinese buffet, but it is so bad for me, or even just ride around at night with no where to really go, talk and listen to music.
21. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
What kinda question is that?
22. When did you first start feeling old?
I am just now starting too.
23. Favorite 80's movie?
I hate picking favorites. I am not a big movie person either.
24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Roast beef, that is an easy one to pick
25. What do you get every time you go into Costco?
More proof that this was probably written as a joke by some kid who thinks that just because they have a Costco near them, they are everywhere.
26. Beach or lake?
oooooooh. tough one.
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented?
I have thought that way.
28. How many people do you stalk on Myspace
none really.
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
there are so many
30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
again with the favorite movies.
31. What's your drink?
right now I am big into lemonaid
32. Cowboys or Indians?
Native Americans....
33. Cops or Robbers?
Sherrif
34. Who from high school would you like to run into?
that is a scary thought, running in to someone from highschool.
35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
none, I listen moslty to cds.
36. Norm or Cliff?
say wha?
37. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
Which cosby show?
38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
I have yet to decided on the worst. and taking them back would change things that I don't know I want changed.
39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
My computer and I are bestest of friends.
40. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
I may not have to kill him, he is in the hospital right now with pnumonia and CHF.
41. What famous person(s) would you like to have dinner with?
I don't want to have dinner with some famous stranger.
42. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
yuck
43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Yep
44. Last book you read for real?
Resterant at the end of the universe
45. Do you have a teddy bear?
no
46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
errr, school?
47. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
San Diego I guess
48. Number of texts in a day?
none anymore, my brother took that off the phone plan
49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
NA
50. Do you go to church?
yes, half the time
51. Pencil or pen?
computer
52. What do you want to achieve in life?
Provide for my family
53. How old are you?
30
54. Where do you see yourself when you are 40?
Honeslty, the way my life has been, I have no idea. I never saw myself any where near Nevada right now.
(Meant to be completed by those out of high school)
Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids?
'Have you ever kissed someone?'
'Missed someone?'
'Told someone you loved them?'
'Drank alcohol?'
Here are some questions for the people who are a little more mature... Okay, okay... OLD FOLKS like us......
BBBBBBO
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Rent
2. Where's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
Good Question
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
Never
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
again, never
5. Name of your first grade teacher?
Wow, I have no idea. I thought this was an adult survery. Why are we bringing first grade into it?
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Playing bass for some rock band, playing small clubs and such
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
There was artist, then doctor, then programmer, then I just didn't know.
8. How many colleges did you attend?
None
9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
Nicole really wanted me to.
10. Gas prices?
SUUUUCK, Good think I have my honda civic. I miss my trans am but I couldn't afford to drive it.
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you?
Right now the plan is to Take my wife and go to North Carolina.
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
I don't wake to an alarm.
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
Will I get a good nights sleep, or to sleep at all?
14. Favorite style of underwear?
Boxers
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
Don't matter
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
Taking out the trash
17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer at an art gallery?
Maybe, but I don't work because I have health problems.
18. Get up early or sleep in?
In between?
19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
I hate picking favorites. Again with the, I thought this was an adult survery.
20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Chinese buffet, but it is so bad for me, or even just ride around at night with no where to really go, talk and listen to music.
21. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
What kinda question is that?
22. When did you first start feeling old?
I am just now starting too.
23. Favorite 80's movie?
I hate picking favorites. I am not a big movie person either.
24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Roast beef, that is an easy one to pick
25. What do you get every time you go into Costco?
More proof that this was probably written as a joke by some kid who thinks that just because they have a Costco near them, they are everywhere.
26. Beach or lake?
oooooooh. tough one.
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented?
I have thought that way.
28. How many people do you stalk on Myspace
none really.
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
there are so many
30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
again with the favorite movies.
31. What's your drink?
right now I am big into lemonaid
32. Cowboys or Indians?
Native Americans....
33. Cops or Robbers?
Sherrif
34. Who from high school would you like to run into?
that is a scary thought, running in to someone from highschool.
35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
none, I listen moslty to cds.
36. Norm or Cliff?
say wha?
37. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
Which cosby show?
38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
I have yet to decided on the worst. and taking them back would change things that I don't know I want changed.
39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
My computer and I are bestest of friends.
40. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
I may not have to kill him, he is in the hospital right now with pnumonia and CHF.
41. What famous person(s) would you like to have dinner with?
I don't want to have dinner with some famous stranger.
42. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
yuck
43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Yep
44. Last book you read for real?
Resterant at the end of the universe
45. Do you have a teddy bear?
no
46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
errr, school?
47. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
San Diego I guess
48. Number of texts in a day?
none anymore, my brother took that off the phone plan
49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
NA
50. Do you go to church?
yes, half the time
51. Pencil or pen?
computer
52. What do you want to achieve in life?
Provide for my family
53. How old are you?
30
54. Where do you see yourself when you are 40?
Honeslty, the way my life has been, I have no idea. I never saw myself any where near Nevada right now.