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Mommas, keep your children away...
I... I can't even spork these.
So not worksafe. Hell, they're not even brainsafe.
Suductive [sic] Sibling
sleepover sensuality
It's a change from the usual, at least.
Now, for something a wee less OMGWTFBySeerow'sStars-inducing:
Story Title: The Hope
Author: Shannon Potter
Name: Shannon, Kathy, and Jenny
Species: "More powerful than the Ellimist" is all I know for certain, but they resemble humans. Stupid humans.
Hair: Red, Dark, and Brown
Eyes: blue for the redhead, dark for the others, I think.
Canon Connections: Send the Animorphs a note saying that they aren't Yeerks. Repeatedly. Will most likely include a couple romances with Jake, Marco, (despite the fact that he hates the Sues one minute and is involved with one the next), and Tobias.
Special Abilities: Know the Andalite Bandits' names and species before they meet them at MacD's.
Origin: Gods if I know. They belong in a black hole.
Notes: They typed Ax's introduction in aLtCaPs. They die now.
Excerpts:
To The Animorphs:
We are not enemies. We do you no harm. We want to talk to you. We are NOT yeerks. Repeat: We are not yeerks. Meet us at McDonalds at the Mall after school. Please. We come in peace.
From: Kathy and Shannon and Jenny [Twenty bucks and first shot with the shredder beam says it's the Suethor and her two bestest friends.]
So, there we were, at the mall, after the meeting, eating Big Macs, trying to act casual, and waiting for the three girls. Ax was having fun eating his Cinnabun. Besides him, we were all nervous. We didn't know what to expect or if this was a trap. We tried our hardest to appear as a normal group of teenagers spending the day at the mall.
Suddenly, three girls walked in. They seemed to be looking for someone. They looked at us, then at each other, and then nodded to themselves.
Let me describe the girls. [No, Tobias, you can't. Stop right there. No one cares.] One girl was tall with olive skin and long dark hair. The second girl was Caucasian. She had long, red hair and blue eyes. The third girl had short brown hair and brown eyes. Jake looked at Cassie. Cassie nodded, and got up. The reason we chose Cassie to confront them was because Cassie is a good talker. She is nice, and understands people. She could think of something to say if it was a trap faster than the rest of us. [On the other hand, if it were a trap, Rachel could think of something to morph more quickly.] And we would be right here making sure that Cassie was safe.
Cassie walked over to the girls. "Um, hi, uh-" [Yeah. Real good talker, there.]
"Cassie?" said the red haired one, interrupting Cassie. Cassie looked surprised.
"Um, actually, yeah. You three are Kathy and Shannon and Jenny, I suppose?" said Cassie.
"Yes. I'm Shannon," said the red haired one.
"And I'm Kathy." said the dark-haired one.
"And I'm Jenny" said the brown haired one. [Maybe it's just because I'm blonde, but wouldn't dark hair describe brown hair as well? so there's no difference whatsoever between the friend!Sues?]
"Your the ones who wrote the letter?" Cassie asked.
"Yes. We want to help you." said Shannon.
"Help us? How?" asked Cassie.
"Well, defeat the-" Shannon stopped in mid-sentence. "Help you defeat the yeerks." she whispered. Cassie's eyes widened. She looked toward Jake.
"Jake, come here." she said. He put his Big Mac down and walked toward Cassie.
"Okay, Shannon. Tell Jake what you just told me." said Cassie. I got up and walked over to them also. I didn't want to miss anything important. Ax continued eating his cinnabun. He has a thing about those.
"We want to help you defeat the yeerks." she whispered again. "You do still have the morphing cube, don't you?" We all looked stunned. She knew so much! Then, we all looked at Cassie. She was the one who hid it.
"Yes. No one would ever be able to find it now besides me. How do you know all of this?" said Cassie.
"It's a really, really long story. Let's not discuss this here any more. There could be controllers." [You picked the time and place, Sue. You didn't think to scan it beforehand?] Shannon said and smiled. "Jake, I know you'll want to hold an emergency meeting about this tonight. So, Cassie's place, 6:00 o'clock?" I was surprised. So was Jake. His eyes went wide.
"Um.....well, I guess so. Well, if it's okay, how about now?" said Jake. We looked at the girls.
"It's okay with us." said Shannon, answering for all of them.
"Well, it's settled then. Lets go find Marco and Rachel." They started to head off. I almost forgot to follow them, I was so shocked.
"Hey, Tobias, hurry up." said Shannon. I was, again, shocked. How did she know my name and Cassie's name and Jake's, and probably Marco's and Rachel's and Ax's, too? Well, I guessed we would find out at our meeting.
A little while later, it was settled. After a few hours of talk, we knew lots about the girls, and they knew about us from dreams they had. We guessed it was the Ellimists or something, fooling around again. [Since when were there multiple Ellimii?]
Jake took all of the regular Animorphs into the corner and we took a vote. I knew Jake was wary, because once before, we had tried this, and it didn't work out. At all.
"This is a stupid idea, Jake." said Marco. "You know what could happen here. Again."
"I know, Marco. But the Yeerks are pushing down on us harder than before. We could really use the extra help. Despite the position it puts us in." answered Jake, his brow creased in thought.
"We don't know that they're going to. The three of them are totally different people. [You don't say? They haven't established seperate personalities yet.] David had problems to begin with, and these three girls come from practically perfect families." [Goody. Sparklypoo!Sues.] said Cassie.
"We can't risk it. We just can't know what's going on inside their heads. For all we know, they're Yeerks who can go for days and weeks without kandrona." said Rachel.
"Yeah, maybe they came out with new technology." offered Marco.
*Ha! Everything the Yeerks know, they stole from other species. Namely the Andalites. That is impossible.* Ax said. He is my very best fried, my shorm, but he can be a little arrogant about his species sometimes.
"What do you think, Tobias?" asked Rachel. She searched my eyes. I love Rachel and I knew she wanted me to side with her. But I couldn't.
*I think we should do whatever it takes to win this war, and if they give us any problems, we'll......handle it.* I said uneasily.
"We'll take a vote, then. All in favor?" Jake asked. Cassie, Jake, Ax, and I responded.
"All not in favor?" he asked again, and Marco and Rachel responded, knowing that they had lost. [They do tend to be the Boromir and Gimli of Ani!Suefics, don't they? Suspicious bastards are purists' best friends.]
"Alright, then. We'll use them." said Jake. We came back to the girls, all three of them waiting tensely.
"Your in." Jake gave them the good news. [They couldn't have at least waited like, three days to mull it over and observe them now, could they?] The girls smiled at each other with pride.
And so, they were made official Animorphs. Cassie was gone for fifteen minutes before she came back, bearing the cube. She hid it under a towel, so her parents wouldn't see her with it. The girls were beaming. [It ain't all turning into pretty ponies, girls. You could attempt to look serious when you're esstenially being recuited into an interplanetary war. And I don't care if you've been seeing Ax-man in your wet dreams every night of your life, how often to human teenagers get introduced to aliens?] Then Ax came forward and took the cube, since he was the only one who knew how to work it, since it was andalite technology and he was, after all, an andalite..
So not worksafe. Hell, they're not even brainsafe.
Suductive [sic] Sibling
sleepover sensuality
It's a change from the usual, at least.
Now, for something a wee less OMGWTFBySeerow'sStars-inducing:
Story Title: The Hope
Author: Shannon Potter
Name: Shannon, Kathy, and Jenny
Species: "More powerful than the Ellimist" is all I know for certain, but they resemble humans. Stupid humans.
Hair: Red, Dark, and Brown
Eyes: blue for the redhead, dark for the others, I think.
Canon Connections: Send the Animorphs a note saying that they aren't Yeerks. Repeatedly. Will most likely include a couple romances with Jake, Marco, (despite the fact that he hates the Sues one minute and is involved with one the next), and Tobias.
Special Abilities: Know the Andalite Bandits' names and species before they meet them at MacD's.
Origin: Gods if I know. They belong in a black hole.
Notes: They typed Ax's introduction in aLtCaPs. They die now.
Excerpts:
To The Animorphs:
We are not enemies. We do you no harm. We want to talk to you. We are NOT yeerks. Repeat: We are not yeerks. Meet us at McDonalds at the Mall after school. Please. We come in peace.
From: Kathy and Shannon and Jenny [Twenty bucks and first shot with the shredder beam says it's the Suethor and her two bestest friends.]
So, there we were, at the mall, after the meeting, eating Big Macs, trying to act casual, and waiting for the three girls. Ax was having fun eating his Cinnabun. Besides him, we were all nervous. We didn't know what to expect or if this was a trap. We tried our hardest to appear as a normal group of teenagers spending the day at the mall.
Suddenly, three girls walked in. They seemed to be looking for someone. They looked at us, then at each other, and then nodded to themselves.
Let me describe the girls. [No, Tobias, you can't. Stop right there. No one cares.] One girl was tall with olive skin and long dark hair. The second girl was Caucasian. She had long, red hair and blue eyes. The third girl had short brown hair and brown eyes. Jake looked at Cassie. Cassie nodded, and got up. The reason we chose Cassie to confront them was because Cassie is a good talker. She is nice, and understands people. She could think of something to say if it was a trap faster than the rest of us. [On the other hand, if it were a trap, Rachel could think of something to morph more quickly.] And we would be right here making sure that Cassie was safe.
Cassie walked over to the girls. "Um, hi, uh-" [Yeah. Real good talker, there.]
"Cassie?" said the red haired one, interrupting Cassie. Cassie looked surprised.
"Um, actually, yeah. You three are Kathy and Shannon and Jenny, I suppose?" said Cassie.
"Yes. I'm Shannon," said the red haired one.
"And I'm Kathy." said the dark-haired one.
"And I'm Jenny" said the brown haired one. [Maybe it's just because I'm blonde, but wouldn't dark hair describe brown hair as well? so there's no difference whatsoever between the friend!Sues?]
"Your the ones who wrote the letter?" Cassie asked.
"Yes. We want to help you." said Shannon.
"Help us? How?" asked Cassie.
"Well, defeat the-" Shannon stopped in mid-sentence. "Help you defeat the yeerks." she whispered. Cassie's eyes widened. She looked toward Jake.
"Jake, come here." she said. He put his Big Mac down and walked toward Cassie.
"Okay, Shannon. Tell Jake what you just told me." said Cassie. I got up and walked over to them also. I didn't want to miss anything important. Ax continued eating his cinnabun. He has a thing about those.
"We want to help you defeat the yeerks." she whispered again. "You do still have the morphing cube, don't you?" We all looked stunned. She knew so much! Then, we all looked at Cassie. She was the one who hid it.
"Yes. No one would ever be able to find it now besides me. How do you know all of this?" said Cassie.
"It's a really, really long story. Let's not discuss this here any more. There could be controllers." [You picked the time and place, Sue. You didn't think to scan it beforehand?] Shannon said and smiled. "Jake, I know you'll want to hold an emergency meeting about this tonight. So, Cassie's place, 6:00 o'clock?" I was surprised. So was Jake. His eyes went wide.
"Um.....well, I guess so. Well, if it's okay, how about now?" said Jake. We looked at the girls.
"It's okay with us." said Shannon, answering for all of them.
"Well, it's settled then. Lets go find Marco and Rachel." They started to head off. I almost forgot to follow them, I was so shocked.
"Hey, Tobias, hurry up." said Shannon. I was, again, shocked. How did she know my name and Cassie's name and Jake's, and probably Marco's and Rachel's and Ax's, too? Well, I guessed we would find out at our meeting.
A little while later, it was settled. After a few hours of talk, we knew lots about the girls, and they knew about us from dreams they had. We guessed it was the Ellimists or something, fooling around again. [Since when were there multiple Ellimii?]
Jake took all of the regular Animorphs into the corner and we took a vote. I knew Jake was wary, because once before, we had tried this, and it didn't work out. At all.
"This is a stupid idea, Jake." said Marco. "You know what could happen here. Again."
"I know, Marco. But the Yeerks are pushing down on us harder than before. We could really use the extra help. Despite the position it puts us in." answered Jake, his brow creased in thought.
"We don't know that they're going to. The three of them are totally different people. [You don't say? They haven't established seperate personalities yet.] David had problems to begin with, and these three girls come from practically perfect families." [Goody. Sparklypoo!Sues.] said Cassie.
"We can't risk it. We just can't know what's going on inside their heads. For all we know, they're Yeerks who can go for days and weeks without kandrona." said Rachel.
"Yeah, maybe they came out with new technology." offered Marco.
*Ha! Everything the Yeerks know, they stole from other species. Namely the Andalites. That is impossible.* Ax said. He is my very best fried, my shorm, but he can be a little arrogant about his species sometimes.
"What do you think, Tobias?" asked Rachel. She searched my eyes. I love Rachel and I knew she wanted me to side with her. But I couldn't.
*I think we should do whatever it takes to win this war, and if they give us any problems, we'll......handle it.* I said uneasily.
"We'll take a vote, then. All in favor?" Jake asked. Cassie, Jake, Ax, and I responded.
"All not in favor?" he asked again, and Marco and Rachel responded, knowing that they had lost. [They do tend to be the Boromir and Gimli of Ani!Suefics, don't they? Suspicious bastards are purists' best friends.]
"Alright, then. We'll use them." said Jake. We came back to the girls, all three of them waiting tensely.
"Your in." Jake gave them the good news. [They couldn't have at least waited like, three days to mull it over and observe them now, could they?] The girls smiled at each other with pride.
And so, they were made official Animorphs. Cassie was gone for fifteen minutes before she came back, bearing the cube. She hid it under a towel, so her parents wouldn't see her with it. The girls were beaming. [It ain't all turning into pretty ponies, girls. You could attempt to look serious when you're esstenially being recuited into an interplanetary war. And I don't care if you've been seeing Ax-man in your wet dreams every night of your life, how often to human teenagers get introduced to aliens?] Then Ax came forward and took the cube, since he was the only one who knew how to work it, since it was andalite technology and he was, after all, an andalite..