Just For Laugh - Porn
The just for laugh - porn drabbles.
This is what happens when EXO releases a sexy teaser and you let me free on a Saturday to have crack convos on Facebook.
All credit goes to suggestors of prompts.
All drabbles under the respective cuts.
Ranging from soft porn to explicit porn. You have been warned.
Finished - Xiumin, Luhan, Kris, Jongdae
Xiumin x Baozi
Xiumin takes his phone out. He looks around to make sure no one is looking. The last thing he needs is to be caught by some other member. He logs into his tumblr account and quickly makes his way to the foodpr0n and baozi hashtags.
There it is. In all its wonderful glory, lies the picture of the sweet yet sour golden steamed bun.
Minseok's pupils dilate. His imagination runs a little wild. He gulps as he scrolls through the page. The sexy alluring meaty bun calls out to him. Sometimes alone, on a simple white plate with a dash of delectable sauce around it and sometimes in groups of six, multiplying the appeal. On a table by the beach house, on a small wayward restaurant table, in a five starred setting to a fast food stall. Minseok can only disregard the location altogether, yearning to touch and taste the soft smoothe skin.
He will trace down the nearest baozi serving restaurant no matter what it takes. A man can do anything for love.
-x-
Luhan x Wifi
Luhan's finger itches. He needs to go right now. He has to. He has to find her no matter what.
This has become a game between the two. He finds her at the most unexpected of all places. Sometimes at the bus stop, sometimes at the alleyway behind his favourite cafe.
She's always there. Just one click away. But just when Luhan reaches out for her, she disappears.
She is often there at a nightclub Luhan frequents. Luhan makes sure to pick a corner booth, watching for signs of her like a hawk. She comes and goes erratically. He misses her more often than not.
But then there are nights, when she does come to him willingly. Luhan shudders as she updates his apps at a speed no one has before. His phone vibrates sending a pleasant sensation on the skin of his hands. She sometimes lets his downloads hang midway though, alternating between teasing and pleasing.
It's an exhilarating play and Luhan has no intention of giving up. A smile spreads across his childlike features.
Wifi strength : strong
You are now connected
-x-
Kris x Art on Instagram
Kris' hold tightens as he goes through the secret instagram account on his phone. It goes by the name of picassoreincarnate1990 where Kris posts his art.
They are his prized possessions. Kris draws each and everyone sincerely with the help of his 24-set markers. He posts them diligently as well, clocking two art pieces per week.
Yet they don't seem to understand. Those people online say mean things. But they don't get his art. No great artist is appreciated while they are still alive.
Yet it isn't fair that he can't take credit for his masterpieces. EXO goes on talk shows and sometimes Kris gets the chance to draw and unleash his hidden talent. But that is only sometimes.
Kris frowns. It's similar to only looking and not touching. He would like touch. He would like to run his large yaoi man hands along blank canvases. He'd like to dip his brushes in those fluid paints and colour the canvas, drawing sighs and awe inspired sharp intakes of breath with every stroke.
A gentle caress, a soft touch.
Sometimes a hard stroke. Something a little different for variety.
Kris has his mind made up. Tonight, he will lock himself up with that blank canvas and his set of supplies in his bedroom. in his mind he can imagine the process perfectly. He knows which move to make and which spot to brush how to get that orgasmic design. He might even record the process and post it on Instagram.
Jongdae x Tab
The tab stirs up from its slumber. It is feeling sore. God knows how long it has been inside that package. It can feel someone touching it, plugging a cable into its sockets. It jolts slightly as it comes to life, feeling energy brimming with flow of electrons in its silicon veins.
Something doesn't feel right. The tab flickers its screen, trying to adjust to the foreign feeling of someone's fingers running all over its body. "Well excuse you, but I never!" the tab begins, only to come face to face with the most handsome set of cheekbones known to its kind.
A sudden jolt of electricity passes through as the jack of the charger is inserted properly. The tab screen brightens up as the person's fingers swipe across the screen. The tab cries indignantly as it feels violated. The screens are the most sensitive to touch. Surely the human should know this! Yet the heartless man continues.
He surfs through the tab's menu and it can't help but feel exposed. with every screen visited, it finds its mysteries unravelling. It doesn't feel like a good thing so it hangs, trying to stall the user but he finds his way around that as well. the tab heats up as his fingers make his way down south to the menu buttons. If the tab had a human face it would surely blush deep red. For now it just moans a beep as the man hits the right spot.
"Jongdae!" someone calls and the man turns. So the brute has a name, the tab notes indignantly. "Jongdae" sets aside the tab and the tab screen dims in protest. How dare he leave halfway like that! He hasn't even logged into his Gmail account and completed the personalisation yet. The screen blacks out, thinking of the earlier touches and the battery soaks up the incoming power.
The tab hopes Jongdae won't take long though. He doesn't mind being used as long as he can stare at those cheekbones
-x-
This is what happens when EXO releases a sexy teaser and you let me free on a Saturday to have crack convos on Facebook.
All credit goes to suggestors of prompts.
All drabbles under the respective cuts.
Ranging from soft porn to explicit porn. You have been warned.
Finished - Xiumin, Luhan, Kris, Jongdae
Xiumin x Baozi
Xiumin takes his phone out. He looks around to make sure no one is looking. The last thing he needs is to be caught by some other member. He logs into his tumblr account and quickly makes his way to the foodpr0n and baozi hashtags.
There it is. In all its wonderful glory, lies the picture of the sweet yet sour golden steamed bun.
Minseok's pupils dilate. His imagination runs a little wild. He gulps as he scrolls through the page. The sexy alluring meaty bun calls out to him. Sometimes alone, on a simple white plate with a dash of delectable sauce around it and sometimes in groups of six, multiplying the appeal. On a table by the beach house, on a small wayward restaurant table, in a five starred setting to a fast food stall. Minseok can only disregard the location altogether, yearning to touch and taste the soft smoothe skin.
He will trace down the nearest baozi serving restaurant no matter what it takes. A man can do anything for love.
-x-
Luhan x Wifi
Luhan's finger itches. He needs to go right now. He has to. He has to find her no matter what.
This has become a game between the two. He finds her at the most unexpected of all places. Sometimes at the bus stop, sometimes at the alleyway behind his favourite cafe.
She's always there. Just one click away. But just when Luhan reaches out for her, she disappears.
She is often there at a nightclub Luhan frequents. Luhan makes sure to pick a corner booth, watching for signs of her like a hawk. She comes and goes erratically. He misses her more often than not.
But then there are nights, when she does come to him willingly. Luhan shudders as she updates his apps at a speed no one has before. His phone vibrates sending a pleasant sensation on the skin of his hands. She sometimes lets his downloads hang midway though, alternating between teasing and pleasing.
It's an exhilarating play and Luhan has no intention of giving up. A smile spreads across his childlike features.
Wifi strength : strong
You are now connected
-x-
Kris x Art on Instagram
Kris' hold tightens as he goes through the secret instagram account on his phone. It goes by the name of picassoreincarnate1990 where Kris posts his art.
They are his prized possessions. Kris draws each and everyone sincerely with the help of his 24-set markers. He posts them diligently as well, clocking two art pieces per week.
Yet they don't seem to understand. Those people online say mean things. But they don't get his art. No great artist is appreciated while they are still alive.
Yet it isn't fair that he can't take credit for his masterpieces. EXO goes on talk shows and sometimes Kris gets the chance to draw and unleash his hidden talent. But that is only sometimes.
Kris frowns. It's similar to only looking and not touching. He would like touch. He would like to run his large yaoi man hands along blank canvases. He'd like to dip his brushes in those fluid paints and colour the canvas, drawing sighs and awe inspired sharp intakes of breath with every stroke.
A gentle caress, a soft touch.
Sometimes a hard stroke. Something a little different for variety.
Kris has his mind made up. Tonight, he will lock himself up with that blank canvas and his set of supplies in his bedroom. in his mind he can imagine the process perfectly. He knows which move to make and which spot to brush how to get that orgasmic design. He might even record the process and post it on Instagram.
Jongdae x Tab
The tab stirs up from its slumber. It is feeling sore. God knows how long it has been inside that package. It can feel someone touching it, plugging a cable into its sockets. It jolts slightly as it comes to life, feeling energy brimming with flow of electrons in its silicon veins.
Something doesn't feel right. The tab flickers its screen, trying to adjust to the foreign feeling of someone's fingers running all over its body. "Well excuse you, but I never!" the tab begins, only to come face to face with the most handsome set of cheekbones known to its kind.
A sudden jolt of electricity passes through as the jack of the charger is inserted properly. The tab screen brightens up as the person's fingers swipe across the screen. The tab cries indignantly as it feels violated. The screens are the most sensitive to touch. Surely the human should know this! Yet the heartless man continues.
He surfs through the tab's menu and it can't help but feel exposed. with every screen visited, it finds its mysteries unravelling. It doesn't feel like a good thing so it hangs, trying to stall the user but he finds his way around that as well. the tab heats up as his fingers make his way down south to the menu buttons. If the tab had a human face it would surely blush deep red. For now it just moans a beep as the man hits the right spot.
"Jongdae!" someone calls and the man turns. So the brute has a name, the tab notes indignantly. "Jongdae" sets aside the tab and the tab screen dims in protest. How dare he leave halfway like that! He hasn't even logged into his Gmail account and completed the personalisation yet. The screen blacks out, thinking of the earlier touches and the battery soaks up the incoming power.
The tab hopes Jongdae won't take long though. He doesn't mind being used as long as he can stare at those cheekbones
-x-