dj is easily amused
(*is the opposite of sleepy* what the hell am I doing awake right now!?)
3 lj quotes
I laughed out loud while reading these. Some of them are friends only, in case the links don't work for you.
hasunoutena: http://www.livejournal.com/users/hasunoutena/116214.html
A call to everyone in the world (but particularly pgsm)
Please stop posting Babelfished news. They make no fucking sense.
Please stop posting fan-translated news. They make a bit more sense but they're fucking inaccurate anyway; if I wanted inaccurate news I'd go look for them myself.
Please stop posting "OMG THNX to evry1 who evar had anythin 2 do with pgsm *cue long-ass list of every person who has ever touched the cat of the uncle of the guy who bought DVDs which he ripped because the fans are too cheap to buy them themselves*!1!!1eleventyone".
drake_anaya: http://www.livejournal.com/users/drake_anaya/287960.html
And then one of the other kids that showed up (I dunno if he's GSA or not) is this little Freshman from my Epidemiology class that Mr Cusato likes to pick on all the time. He's a nice kid, but he doesn't know when to keep his mouth shut. o_O David was asking me if I speak C++ and the kid was like "C++? :D :D :D *blahblah-stuff-I-couldn't-hear-because-I'm-deaf*" and I was like "No, I don't speak C++, but I know HTML". And David was like "Hotmail?" and the kid was like "C++? :D :D :D" and I said "HTML" and David said "Hotmail?" and the kid went "C++? :D :D :D" and I was like "HyperText Markup Language." and they both went "oh."
potassiumman: http://www.livejournal.com/users/potassiumman/68539.html
snip 1
potassiumman: Well, how are you?
his friend: Not bad.
potassiumman: That's too bad.
his friend: No, it's precisely bad enough. It invokes sympathy without me hacing to suffer more than minor actual discomfort.
potassiumman: Which is woeful to me, at least.
his friend: Really? Rats, knowing I'm causing you woe makes my life that much better, and, in fact, too good.
potassiumman: Ah, that's wonderful. Excess in your life causes stress and frustration, which in turn makes my life better, and woe ceases to betide me.
his friend: That's better.
potassiumman: That's distressing.
his friend: That's worse!
potassiumman: That's an improvement!
his friend: I'm starting to see a problem here.
potassiumman: Only one?
his friend: Well, I'm wicked drunk, so I'm assuming the many problems I see are just vision difficulties.
snip 2
his friend: Yeah, I got them all tiny corporial passes.
potassiumman: Why tiny ones?
his friend: Well, not so much "tiny corporial passes", as "1/27th of a full size corporial pass" But I'm fairly sure they're still valid.
potassiumman: They're scale models?
his friend: They're fragments, lovingly cut from the original corporial pass, which gave its life so that these could live. It was the ultimate act of parental giving. With scissors.
more funnies!
shinbashi flash video - This is the more perverted one of the 2 "repeat-after-me" Japanese flash videos. Thanks to Rob in Japan for this one ^^
ibaraki flash video - Though I saw this first, I think it comes 2nd, because it just seems higher in quality and comedy ^_~ Thanks to seraphimwar for sending me this! I noticed that azu-chan posted this one later too *cackles*
If anyone knows about where the sound files came from or if there are any more, do tell ^.^
true japanese proficiency test - This is fun! Give it a shot :) I got them all wrong *cackles*
明日からは。。。
Tomorrow (well in 3.5 hours =_=) I start my new job temping as customer service in E. Greenbush. I guess I'll be answering phones and recording data, but I don't know much more than that. We'll see how that goes. My last day washing dishes was Friday. ^^
3 lj quotes
I laughed out loud while reading these. Some of them are friends only, in case the links don't work for you.
hasunoutena: http://www.livejournal.com/users/hasunoutena/116214.html
A call to everyone in the world (but particularly pgsm)
Please stop posting Babelfished news. They make no fucking sense.
Please stop posting fan-translated news. They make a bit more sense but they're fucking inaccurate anyway; if I wanted inaccurate news I'd go look for them myself.
Please stop posting "OMG THNX to evry1 who evar had anythin 2 do with pgsm *cue long-ass list of every person who has ever touched the cat of the uncle of the guy who bought DVDs which he ripped because the fans are too cheap to buy them themselves*!1!!1eleventyone".
drake_anaya: http://www.livejournal.com/users/drake_anaya/287960.html
And then one of the other kids that showed up (I dunno if he's GSA or not) is this little Freshman from my Epidemiology class that Mr Cusato likes to pick on all the time. He's a nice kid, but he doesn't know when to keep his mouth shut. o_O David was asking me if I speak C++ and the kid was like "C++? :D :D :D *blahblah-stuff-I-couldn't-hear-because-I'm-deaf*" and I was like "No, I don't speak C++, but I know HTML". And David was like "Hotmail?" and the kid was like "C++? :D :D :D" and I said "HTML" and David said "Hotmail?" and the kid went "C++? :D :D :D" and I was like "HyperText Markup Language." and they both went "oh."
potassiumman: http://www.livejournal.com/users/potassiumman/68539.html
snip 1
potassiumman: Well, how are you?
his friend: Not bad.
potassiumman: That's too bad.
his friend: No, it's precisely bad enough. It invokes sympathy without me hacing to suffer more than minor actual discomfort.
potassiumman: Which is woeful to me, at least.
his friend: Really? Rats, knowing I'm causing you woe makes my life that much better, and, in fact, too good.
potassiumman: Ah, that's wonderful. Excess in your life causes stress and frustration, which in turn makes my life better, and woe ceases to betide me.
his friend: That's better.
potassiumman: That's distressing.
his friend: That's worse!
potassiumman: That's an improvement!
his friend: I'm starting to see a problem here.
potassiumman: Only one?
his friend: Well, I'm wicked drunk, so I'm assuming the many problems I see are just vision difficulties.
snip 2
his friend: Yeah, I got them all tiny corporial passes.
potassiumman: Why tiny ones?
his friend: Well, not so much "tiny corporial passes", as "1/27th of a full size corporial pass" But I'm fairly sure they're still valid.
potassiumman: They're scale models?
his friend: They're fragments, lovingly cut from the original corporial pass, which gave its life so that these could live. It was the ultimate act of parental giving. With scissors.
more funnies!
shinbashi flash video - This is the more perverted one of the 2 "repeat-after-me" Japanese flash videos. Thanks to Rob in Japan for this one ^^
ibaraki flash video - Though I saw this first, I think it comes 2nd, because it just seems higher in quality and comedy ^_~ Thanks to seraphimwar for sending me this! I noticed that azu-chan posted this one later too *cackles*
If anyone knows about where the sound files came from or if there are any more, do tell ^.^
true japanese proficiency test - This is fun! Give it a shot :) I got them all wrong *cackles*
明日からは。。。
Tomorrow (well in 3.5 hours =_=) I start my new job temping as customer service in E. Greenbush. I guess I'll be answering phones and recording data, but I don't know much more than that. We'll see how that goes. My last day washing dishes was Friday. ^^