The Nerd (Final Chapter)

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The two best friends had been back in forth over for the past ten minutes and neither of them had been willing to budge. Kiba thought it was amusing, but Naruto was just pissed off.

"I won the bet, Naruto. Deal with it," said Kiba. He looked his best friend up and down and smirked. "I'm going to love popping your cherry, you know?"

"The hell you did and the hell you will." Naruto growled. "You told me I had to make Sasuke cool. I did that. He's more than that. He's amazing and confident and mine and I'm his. The bet is over, Kiba, I won."

"I also told you not to fuck him," Kiba replied. "You did that too, didn't you, stud?" Kiba snickered and shook his head. "The legendary Uzumaki cherry. My dick is getting hard just thinking about it."

"Fuck you, Kiba. I already told you. I'm not having sex with you and if that's all you can think about then-"

"You either let me have that cherry or I'll tell Sasuke that the relationship that you both hold so dear was all started by a stupid bet." Kiba folded his arms across his chest.

Naruto's facial expression flashed from anger and frustration to just plain hurt. "You wouldn't do that to me," Naruto said softly. They had been best friends for years. How could Kiba turn on him like this?

"Not as long as you don't make me," Kiba replied. "Tomorrow. My place at nine. Be on time, Naruto." He walked away from Naruto, leaving him standing by the lockers. He knew that he had hurt Naruto, but he knew what he had planned would be worth it. Stepping outside to head to the bus, Kiba flipped his cell phone open and dialed Sasuke's number. Kiba and Naruto had stayed after school for basketball practice, but Sasuke should have been home by now. Kiba dialed Sasuke's number and waited for him to answer.

"Yeah," Sasuke answered the phone, recognizing Kiba's number. "Leave tomorrow empty, pretty boy. You'll be happy you did." He smirked as he headed to the bus stop. Normally, Naruto gave him a ride home, but Kiba couldn't see that happening now.

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Naruto had made up his mind. He had spent enough time with Sasuke to know that if the other boy found out that their entire relationship stemmed from a bet that Sasuke would never want to have anything to do with Naruto again. It was because of this that Naruto had decided that he would let Kiba fuck him and after that their friendship would be over. He would treat Kiba as if he had never existed. All there years of friendship would be lost because Kiba was obviously not the friend that Naruto had thought was.

He picked up the phone and dialed his Kiba's number, trying to swallow the lump in his throat. He wouldn't cry, but it hurt so bad to know that Kiba thought so little of their friendship. Naruto loved Kiba like a brother. He would have risked his life for him had Kiba needed it and he had thought Kiba would have done the same for him. How had he let this happen? Since when does his judge of character become so awful?

"Ready to get fucked?" Kiba purred into the phone after he answered it, knowing that it had been Naruto by the caller ID.

"I'm ten minutes away," Naruto replied, voice shaking. He felt sick, like his stomach was one big trembling mess.

"Good. I'm not at home, but there's a spare key underneath that plant on my porch. You know the one. Go up to my room and wait for me in my bed," Kiba ordered. He snapped the phone shut and snickered.

Naruto closed his own phone and balled his hand into a fist. Kiba would live to regret this. He was supposed to be happy for Naruto. Naruto had actually fallen in love with someone. Kiba was just a jealous bastard and he could fuck Naruto, but Naruto would never love him the way that he loved Sasuke.

Stomping up Kiba's steps, he found the extra key hidden under the plant and unlocked the front door. He kicked it shut and slowly walked up to Kiba's bedroom. Taking a deep breath, Naruto pushed the door open and sat down on the bed to wait for what would be the most horrible thing to ever happen to him. If Kiba had threatened to tell Sasuke about the bet then he would probably tell him about this too. He would wait in the dark room and hope that Kiba had a change of heart before he came home.

Naruto had ended up falling asleep, waiting for Kiba to come home. However, when he heard a door shut he sat up and narrowed his eyes trying to make out the figure standing by the bedroom door. He swallowed thickly and held his head up high. "Kiba."

"Not quite," the person by the door replied.

Naruto eyes widened in shock. "S-Sasuke?" Had Kiba told on him already? How could he have done that? Naruto had been willing to go through with it. Why would Kiba do that?! "Sasuke." Oh God, Sasuke. "I swear, just give me a chance. I can explain."

Sasuke walked closer to Naruto. "There's no need to. Kiba already did," Sasuke replied, not giving any clue as to what he was feeling at the moment. His voice was perfectly flat and that made Naruto extremely nervous. "So this, us, we started out from a bet you made with Kiba, right?"

"I..." Naruto hung his head in shame. "Sasuke, I..." He sighed. There was no way around it. "Yes," he whispered.

Sasuke nodded his head. "Well, I guess you know what this means then?"

"Sasuke, you have to let me explain. You can't break up with me until you give me a chance. I won't let you." Naruto got up from the bed and moved over to Sasuke. He gripped his shoulders, holding him into place. "You know how much I love you. I know you know it. I-"

"So what's this I hear about you giving me your cherry in your best friend's bed?" Sasuke asked coolly.

"Just let me explain and then... What?" Naruto frowned. Had he missed something?

"Well, Kiba and I both agreed that the consequences of you not telling me about the bet would be you losing your virginity to me, so to speak." Sasuke smirked.

Naruto continued to frown. "I don't get it," he said slowly. "Kiba told me that-"

"You didn't honestly think Kiba was that cold hearted, did you?" Sasuke asked softly. "He knows you better than I do. He knew you would have sex with him to protect me no matter how stupid it would have been."

"I wasn't thinking," Naruto replied with an embarrassed blush on his face.

"It's not your strong point."

"I'm sorry, Sasuke." Naruto wrapped his hands around Sasuke. "You must be pissed."

"I was," Sasuke replied. "Because I knew that if Kiba hadn't told me, you never would have."

Naruto sighed, shoulders slumping and hands falling from around Sasuke only to be caught by the wrists. Sasuke made Naruto wrap his arms around Sasuke's body again with a roll of his eyes.

"But I also knew your heart was in the right place even though your brain wasn't. Then again, it never usually is." He jerked on Naruto's belt loops, pulling him closer. "Besides, I've wanted to... try topping for awhile now." Sasuke tried not to blush, but it was a wasted effort.

"The two of you set me up," Naruto stated. It was definitely not a question. "That's what this was, wasn't it?" He shook his head in disbelief.

"Something like that." Sasuke tugged harder on Naruto's belt loops. "The Uzumaki cherry is legendary, after all." Sasuke purred.

"But in Kiba's bed?" Naruto questioned. He still wasn't thrilled about knowing that Sasuke would be actually penetrating him, but things had taken a turn for the better and he didn't want to screw that up. "Don't you want to go back to my place or yours?" Naruto questioned.

Sasuke shook his head. "Kiba said that he had a surprise for us and that we needed to be in his room to get it."

"Oh." Naruto nodded his head in understanding. "So I guess that just leaves..." Naruto looked at the obvious excited look on Sasuke's face. Well, he wouldn't be losing his cherry to Kiba, but he would still be losing it to Sasuke who could withstand anything that Naruto did to him sexually. He prayed that Sasuke wasn't crazy enough to think that Naruto could handle the same things.

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Sasuke would deny it, but he loved foreplay. He loved when Naruto took his time and kissed him everywhere and left hickeys all over his body. So naturally, after their clothes had been tossed into a heap on the floor, Sasuke had attacked Naruto's lips, neck, chest, nipples, and stomach with his mouth.

Naruto had been just fine with this. He liked foreplay. Perhaps not as much as Sasuke did, but he still enjoyed it. Even when Sasuke moved further down, kissing Naruto's knees, legs, and thighs, Naruto still moaned and gasped in pleasure. When he felt Sasuke's warm mouth slide down his cock, a soft growl spilled from his mouth. These were things he was familiar with. It wasn't until that warm mouth left his still needy cock to slide between his crack that Naruto cried out in surprise and tried to sit upright, escaping Sasuke's tongue.

Sasuke frowned and looked up at Naruto. "What's wrong?"

Naruto slightly panted, staring down at Sauske with a lost for words. "W-What was that?"

Sasuke rolled his eyes. "It's called a rimjob. You do them to me all the time, you know?"

"No. I know what it is." Naruto snorted. "Why'd you do it?"

Sasuke shrugged and pulled back, sitting on his knees. "You didn't like it?" He sighed and dropped his head to stare down at the bed. He had lost count of how many times he and Naruto had sex, but Naruto wasn't even willing to let him try once.

Naruto saw the look on Sasuke's face and sighed softly as well. "I didn't say that, baby. I did like it. It just... surprised me." There was a slight blush on his face. "I guess I'm just a little nervous."

"You don't think I'll be good at it?"

"Did I say that?" Naruto asked with a roll of his eyes. "I know you'll be good at it. You had a wonderful teacher, after all." He smirked.

"Then can I continue?" Sasuke questioned. He looked down and Naruto followed his eyes to stare down at Sasuke's cock, which was still hard even after all of their talking.

Naruto inhaled slowly nodded. "Y-Yeah, go ahead, baby." He lay back down on the bed and closed his eyes. His breath hitched when he felt his legs being pulled apart and he resisted the urge to jump when he felt Sasuke's tongue slide into him. His nails raked along Kiba's bed when Sasuke lapped around the hole. He arched his back and made a soft groaning noise when that same tongue began to slide in and out of his body. Is this what Sasuke felt whenever Naruto did this to him? Did it always feel this good?

"Fuck," Naruto squeaked out when Sasuke shoved his tongue in harder, deeper. After a few moments of Narutos' squirming and moaning, Sasuke pulled away and stared down at him with a smirk.

"Did you like that?" Sasuke purred with that triumphant smirk still on his face.

Naruto shivered. "Don't get cocky, bastard. I didn't see any condoms or lube when you came in here."

Sasuke snorted. "Well, someone made this nifty invention. They're called pockets." He rolled his eyes and climbed off of the bed to retrieve the mentioned items. When he had wrestled a condom and the lube from his pocket, he got back on the bed and crawled over to Naruto. He first opened the condom and began putting it on, knowing that Naruto was watching his every move.

Naruto had only ever saw Sasuke put a condom on Naruto's dick and well, the cucumber if you counted that. To think that Sasuke' latex covered dick would be sliding inside of Naruto in just a few moments made him anxious, excited, and nervous. Naruto had never let anything or anyone near his ass until Sasuke slid his tongue up there.

"Naruto," Sasuke called. He had moved to lean down over Naruto's body. While Naruto had been in a daze, thinking about whatever it was that Naruto thought about, Sasuke had coated his fingers in lube. "Did you hear me?"

"No," Naruto replied. "What did you say?" His body had tensed up and Sasuke hadn't even done anything.

"One finger first," Sasuke said softly. "If you don't like something, say it, but I guess telling you that was a waste of words because I know you will." He smiled at Naruto and Naruto wasn't confident enough to smile back.

Sasuke noticed that one small detail and laid his head down on Naruto's chest. "I love you, you know that. I wouldn't be here if I didn't."

Naruto nodded. "Yeah, I know that, baby," he whispered.

"Good, so trust me," Sasuke replied. "One finger first," he said again and then proceeded to slide said finger into Naruto's body when Naruto nodded his head, letting Sasuke know that it was okay to keep going.

Naruto grunted and forced himself to relax. The finger didn't exactly hurt, but it was uncomfortable. His initial reaction was to push it out, but he relaxed those muscles and then tensed them, causing his insides to squeeze around Sasuke's finger, which earned a surprised gasp from the dark haired boy. Sasuke had asked him if he could add another finger and Naruto had nodded his head again, afraid of what his voice would sound like if he answered.

Another finger was added to the first and this time it did hurt. Naruto reached down and grabbed Sasuke's wrist and Sasuke kept his hand and fingers perfectly still. Naruto was actually impressed with Sasuke's control. He cracked an eye open and saw Sasuke staring up at him, waiting patiently for Naruto to relax. He hadn't said 'relax' like Naruto would have. He hadn't been staring at his fingers inside of Naruto's body like Naruto would have been had it been the other way around. If Naruto had any doubts of whether Sasuke loved him or not, they were all killed with the look in Sasuke's eyes.

"O-Okay," Naruto breathed out. "You can move them around."

Sasuke nodded and complied. He wiggled his fingers and scissored them inside of Naruto, amazed at how tight his boyfriend was. His fingers were squeezed together so tightly. How on earth was his dick going to fit up there? A few more minutes of stretching and Sasuke had decided that no matter how much he moved his fingers, penetrating Naruto was still going to hurt the other boy. He grabbed the lube that had been resting next to Naruto legs and poured a generous amount onto his palm and began to massage it over the condom. His fingers were slippery and wet and he rubbed them against his thigh, leaving a shiny streak of pale skin. He pressed the tip of his erection against Naruto's entrance and stilled all his movements.

"Keep going," Naruto ordered. He was mentally preparing himself for this one moment and he didn't want it to be painfully slow. He wanted it to be like ripping off a band-aid. The slowness could come after that. His hands darted up and grabbed Sasuke's forearms when he felt his hole spreading wider to allow Sasuke's length inside.

Sasuke once again froze, but Naruto shook his head, silently ordering Sasuke to continue even though he felt as though he was being split in half. Sasuke sucked in a breath and jerked his hips forward, forcing himself completely inside of Naruto. Naruto had Sasuke's arms in a death grip and Sasuke was conflicted as to whether he should wince in pain or moan in pleasure from the feeling of finally being inside of Naruto. Naruto was tight and warm and... God he was tight. He watched Naruto's face carefully, seeing the other boy bite down on his lip with his eyes squeezed shut.

"Naruto," Sasuke whispered. "Open your eyes." As much as he wanted to start moving his hips, to thrust down into that tight heat surrounding him, he restrained himself. He didn't want to hurt Naruto and he didn't want to do something stupid or something that Naruto wouldn't enjoy.

Naruto opened his eyes and stared up at Sasuke. "Now stop biting your lip," Sasuke added.

"Why?" Naruto asked after a moment of shifting that had Sasuke digging his nails into the bed to keep himself from slamming down into his boyfriend.

"Because," Sasuke began. "I need you to... tell me what to do." His cheeks reddened and he jerked his head to the side, successfully knocking his hair away from his face. He frowned at the my-baby-never-ceases-to-amuse-me look on Naruto's face. There he was with his cock buried inside of Naruto and Sasuke was still asking him what to do.

"Move your hips," Naruto ordered. "S-Softly at first. Not too deep."

Sasuke nodded, biting down on his lip in concentration before he began thrusting in and out of Naruto. He didn't go all the way in, taking Naruto's words seriously. Naruto always made him feel good and Sasuke wanted to do the same in return.

Naruto grunted and released the death grip on Sasuke's arm. The pain was there, but it wasn't too bad, just a dull throbbing. He lifted his legs further into the air, bending his knee, so that Sasuke could slide a little deeper inside of Naruto's body. "Slow d-down some and... ahh... p-push it all the way inside."

Sasuke slowed his thrusts and rocked his hips. He moaned when he felt his balls slap against Naruto's ass and pulled back to repeat the same motion. His knee slipped on Kiba's sheets and he had to reposition himself, slightly changing angles while he plunged down into Naruto.

Naruto cried out, legs wrapping around Sasuke's body. "Oh fuck, Sasuke. Right there. Right fucking there." Naruto knew what a prostate was. His dick had become best friends with Sasuke's, but he had never known what it felt like to have his own stimulated.

Sasuke continued to move in and out of Naruto, trying his best to brush against that spot. He felt Naruto meeting his thrusts and realized that Naruto had begun to pump his own cock. "Sorry," Sasuke mumbled, breathlessly and knocked Naruto's hand out of the way and then wrapped his own hand around Naruto's cock and began to pump.

It took him awhile to get a decent rhythm and he had been tempted to give up when he couldn't focus because Naruto kept ordering him to move deeper or slower, faster or harder. Sasuke had never realized how much control the person on the bottom had, but he liked being on top as well. Perhaps Naruto would let him do it again once his ass stopped being sore.

"Stop slowing your hand down," Naruto ordered. "I'm c-close."

Sasuke scowled down at Naruto and picked up his thrusts until he was slamming down into Naruto. His left arm trembled, holding up his upper body while his right hand worked rapidly, bringing Naruto closer and closer to his orgasm. He watched Naruto; watched him moan, watched him writhe, watched his face contort into an expression of such pleasure that Sasuke just couldn't take it anymore. He slammed his hips down one last time and came with a loud cry. The hand holding himself up clutched onto Naruto's shoulder and he nearly collapsed onto him, but continued to move his hand as fast as he could even though he was completely spent. Sasuke pulled back and shoved his dick into Naruto again, finding his prostate without trying to.

"Fuck, Sasuke, yes!" Naruto screamed and arched his back, forcing his eyes open so he could watch his cum shooting into Sasuke's hand.

Sasuke was pleased. No, scratch that. Sasuke was thrilled. Naruto had shouted his name while Sasuke was top. He licked his lips and watched Naruto's hips buck, turning his hand slightly, so that the cum still shooting into it rolled down his wrist. Naruto had the longest orgasms in the world, it seemed. Really, he could probably be a porn star if he really wanted to and if Sasuke wouldn't kill him before he made an attempt at it.

Once Naruto had finally finished cumming, Sasuke pulled his hand away and licked up his forearm to his palm. Naruto's hips bucked again and he groaned, body pushing out a small bead of cum, which stayed at the tip of his penis. Sasuke leaned down and licked that too. Naruto hissed and grabbed Sasuke by the ears and pulled his head away.

"Stoooop, shit you're killing me, Sas." Naruto shuddered.

Sasuke laughed, huskily. "So how was I?" he asked, smug expression on his face to cover the slight fear that maybe he could have done something better.

"Not bad, baby." Naruto replied with a sated sigh. "You came first, though." He grinned. It had become a competition of theirs to see who could hold off on the orgasm the longest. Naruto had been, and still was champion. Sasuke's weaknesses was anything vocal and body expressions. Naruto had gotten to the point where he could say a few sentences filled with dirty talk that had Sasuke coming in less than three minutes. Naruto had thought it was hilarious. To Sasuke it was just plain annoying.

Sasuke's cell phone began to ring and he leaned over the bed, looking for his pants.

"Fuck, Sasuke, shit," Naruto cursed and drew his legs together. "Don't just yank it out like that."

"Sorry," Sasuke replied, only half meaning it. Naruto had just shoved it in when Sasuke had lost his virginity to him. This made them equal.

After finding his cell phone, Sasuke flipped it open to answer it, but was interrupted by the voice on the other end.

"Play the tape recorder under the bed." The person hung up and Sasuke rolled his eyes.

"Who was it?" Naruto asked. He sat up, wincing at the sharp pain in his ass. He leaned forward and rolled the condom off of Sasuke's dick and tossed it across the room. It landed in the trashcan next to Kiba's door. "So much skill." He chuckled.

"It was Kiba." Sasuke got up from the bed and bent down on his knees to find the tape recorder.

Naruto watched his boyfriend's ass and wished he could get hard at that moment. He would have suffered through the pain in his own ass to fuck Sasuke's perfect one. He stared curiously at the tape recorder when Sasuke held it into the air and pressed the play button.

"What the hell is Kiba up to now?" Naruto said more to himself than to Sasuke.

"Guess we're about to find out," Sasuke replied. He sat the tape recorder down on the bed.

The tape began to play and there was soft talking in the background and then finally Kiba's voice.

"What's suuuuup?" Kiba laughed for a moment and then muttered something that Sasuke and Naruto couldn't make out. "So I'm sure the both of you are wondering what the deal is and I'll make this quick because I got something sexy waiting for me. Well, make that two somethings. So let's see. By now, Sasuke knows about the bet because I told him. You're both feeling pretty fucking spent and Naruto's ass hurts like a bitch. So here's what you don't know. The bet that I made with Naruto was fake. You hear that, Narutard? It was complete shit. The only reason that I made it with Naruto was because I needed to for the real bet. And now you're wondering what the real bet is, right? Well, stop wondering because you don't know and Naruto will just burst a blood vessel trying to figure it out. I'll tell you what it was. The real bet was made by myself and Itachi. The bet -now listen carefully because this is my favorite part- was that I could hook up Itachi's little brother with my best friend and the prize? Well, if you look out the window, you'll see sex on wheels parked right next to Naruto's car."

Sasuke and Naruto both rushed over to look out the window just in time to see some type of sport's car that neither of them had ever seen before. Kiba's continued to talk via the tape recorder.

"So thanks, Uchiha for proving your big brother wrong. Got me a sweet ride out of it. Sorry about being a dick to you Naruto, but it all worked out in the end, huh? I bet that cherry was sweet.

Sasuke snickered and Naruto pushed him and groaned from the action. How long was his ass going to hurt?

"Later, lovers." Kiba snickered one last time and then all noise on the recorder ceased.

"That little shit." Naruto shook his head in disbelief, but couldn't wipe the smile from his face. He still had his best friend. He still had his boyfriend. He was happy, truly and genuinely happy. He fell back onto the bed, pulling Sasuke with him. "You know what, Sas-baby?"

"What?" Sasuke asked. He curled up against Naruto.

"My ass really hurts." He snickered softly. "But it's a good kind of hurt."

Sasuke was quiet for a moment before nodding his head. "Damn straight."

Naruto laughed and pulled Sasuke close. He wasn't sure what he had done to deserve people like Sasuke and Kiba, but he wouldn't trade either of them for anything in the world.

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One and a Half Years Later

Naruto was covered in various colors of paint that he ignored as he worked on a piece commissioned by his father who had moved back home to stay with Jiraiya. Naruto had told him a hundred times he would do it for free, but his father insisted that he would pay for it. The piece was of his mother. His father had given him a photograph of her from when the two of them had started dating. Naruto wished he would have gotten the chance to get to know her.

Sasuke stepped into his two bedroom apartment that he shared with Naruto, which was only about fifteen minutes away from their university.. The extra room was used for Naruto to do his painting. "I'm home," he called to Naruto, but didn't bother looking for him. He knew where Naruto was. He was working on his mother's portrait and Sasuke would not disturb him. Besides, he had other things to do like work, which he loved. It wasn't until he was moping about what he would do with his life when Naruto had yelled at him because Sasuke could remember to buy some stupid video game to add to his other hundreds, but couldn't remember to buy him the same two angular paint brushes that Naruto had asked him to pick up for two days in a row and since all Sasuke could think about was games, then he should design the damn things. Needless to say, that's what Sasuke had decided that he wanted to do and that was what he was working as and going to school for.

"Did you pick up that paint that I asked you to get?" Naruto yelled from inside of the room.

"They were all out," Sasuke lied.

"Liar!" Naruto called back. He stepped out of the room, paint on his cheek and nose. "Luckily for you, I already went out and bought some or I'd have to kick your ass."

"Yeah, sure." Sasuke turned on his PlayStation 3.

"What are you doing?" Naruto asked with a roll of his eyes.

"Working."

"You get paid to design games, not play them."

"Steal from the best," Sasuke replied. He watched Naruto walk over to the couch. "Don't sit down. You have paint all over you."

Naruto huffed. "Fine." He took off his clothes, piece by piece until he was completely naked and standing in front of Sasuke. "I gotta game for you to play, Uchiha." He walked out of the living room and into their bedroom. "And if you don't hurry up, I'll start without you."

"Good," Sasuke replied. "Warm it up for me."

"Really?" Naruto's seductive voice purred from the bedroom. "I was thinking about letting you top."

Sasuke got up and turned off the game. It could wait. They had a competition to keep up. They had long forgotten the score, but Naruto had cum first last night and Sasuke wanted to keep it that way. Sasuke smiled. A lot had changed since he and Naruto had first become friends and then lovers. Naruto and Sasuke had become closer than ever. Some people said they even acted like each other...

"Sas, get your ass in here!" Naruto shouted.

"Save your screaming for when I get in there, baby." Sasuke replied.

...But Sasuke never quite understood why anyone would say that.

The End