May 06, 2012 04:08
The other day I spent 14 hours in a theater seat to see the Incredible Hulk punch a giant spaceship to death. I got the worst case of butt-numbness ever experienced by any mortal being. I had to eat dinner at 3AM. I will never know a woman's touch. But all that doesn't matter. Not one bit. Because I SAW THE HULK PUNCH A SPACESHIP TO DEATH!
The world is free to end now.