I love me some Karley Mahalak
horsecraziekm: one time at southland back when they had the foodcourt
horsecraziekm: I got a pepperoni roll
horsecraziekm: and grease was dripping
horsecraziekm: and I was sad
pixiejrt06: ick
horsecraziekm: it tasted delicious
horsecraziekm: if
horsecraziekm: I could've like...vacuumed the grease out
pixiejrt06: lol
pixiejrt06: you could create a grease vacuum
pixiejrt06: invent one
pixiejrt06: i think it would be pretty popular
horsecraziekm: hmm
horsecraziekm: I shall ponder this
pixiejrt06: you could advertise it on infomercials at 2am
horsecraziekm: omg
horsecraziekm: that woudl TOTALLY work
horsecraziekm: 'cuz people do stupid, stupid shit at 2 a.m.
pixiejrt06: exactly
pixiejrt06: and do one of those "AND if you call within the next 5 minutes, we'll give you *insert random object here* absolutely FREE as a gift for ordering this"
horsecraziekm: hmm
horsecraziekm: a pen!
horsecraziekm: for four easy payments of 19.95
pixiejrt06: "BUT WAIT! there's more!"
pixiejrt06: a coupon for 1 free large one-topping pizza, to test out the grease vacuum
pixiejrt06: then again, that would make too much sense
horsecraziekm: hahaha
horsecraziekm: much too much sense for 2 a.m.
pixiejrt06: exactly
horsecraziekm: a container to keep the grease in
horsecraziekm: to flavor
horsecraziekm: non-greasy things?
pixiejrt06: hahaha
pixiejrt06: hmm....what kind of non-greasy things?
horsecraziekm: like...
horsecraziekm: shit
horsecraziekm: there aren't manyu...
horsecraziekm: ice cream!
horsecraziekm: and
horsecraziekm: bread...
pixiejrt06: yum
pixiejrt06: pizza-flavored bread
horsecraziekm: ALOL
pixiejrt06: what other free gifts could we give?
pixiejrt06: we have the pen, the grease container....
horsecraziekm: a metal stick!
horsecraziekm: for
horsecraziekm: roasting marshmallows
pixiejrt06: yes!
horsecraziekm: cts
pixiejrt06: and you can make pizza-flavored marshmellows with the grease container
pixiejrt06: yummmm
pixiejrt06: so we have the pen, the grease container, and the metal marshmellow stick
horsecraziekm: hmm
horsecraziekm: stick-on earrings
pixiejrt06: ones in the shapes of different foods?
horsecraziekm: yes!
horsecraziekm: you're a genius
pixiejrt06: it happens when you're having late-night conversations with an awesome person
pixiejrt06: ok, we need at least 2 more free things to really seal the deal
horsecraziekm: hmmmm
horsecraziekm: duct tape!
pixiejrt06: YES!
pixiejrt06: duct tape fixes everything
pixiejrt06: and if duct tape can't fix it, it's broke
pixiejrt06: everyone needs duct tape
horsecraziekm: yes
horsecraziekm: yes
horsecraziekm: and
horsecraziekm: a cardboard box!
horsecraziekm: so they can make MORE sbarro pizza
pixiejrt06: hahaha
pixiejrt06: "you get the grease vacuum, the pen, the grease container, the metal marshmellow-roasting stick, the stick-on food earrings, the duct tape, AND the cardboard box. a $650 value, all for just 4 easy payments of $19.99!"
horsecraziekm: wow
horsecraziekm: I definitely love you
pixiejrt06: did you ever have any doubts about that?
horsecraziekm: no
horsecraziekm: thsi is just more...intense
horsecraziekm: like in business time
pixiejrt06: ah
pixiejrt06: sunday is your night to intensely love me?
horsecraziekm: hahahahaaha
horsecraziekm: yes
pixiejrt06: yay!
horsecraziekm: I got a pepperoni roll
horsecraziekm: and grease was dripping
horsecraziekm: and I was sad
pixiejrt06: ick
horsecraziekm: it tasted delicious
horsecraziekm: if
horsecraziekm: I could've like...vacuumed the grease out
pixiejrt06: lol
pixiejrt06: you could create a grease vacuum
pixiejrt06: invent one
pixiejrt06: i think it would be pretty popular
horsecraziekm: hmm
horsecraziekm: I shall ponder this
pixiejrt06: you could advertise it on infomercials at 2am
horsecraziekm: omg
horsecraziekm: that woudl TOTALLY work
horsecraziekm: 'cuz people do stupid, stupid shit at 2 a.m.
pixiejrt06: exactly
pixiejrt06: and do one of those "AND if you call within the next 5 minutes, we'll give you *insert random object here* absolutely FREE as a gift for ordering this"
horsecraziekm: hmm
horsecraziekm: a pen!
horsecraziekm: for four easy payments of 19.95
pixiejrt06: "BUT WAIT! there's more!"
pixiejrt06: a coupon for 1 free large one-topping pizza, to test out the grease vacuum
pixiejrt06: then again, that would make too much sense
horsecraziekm: hahaha
horsecraziekm: much too much sense for 2 a.m.
pixiejrt06: exactly
horsecraziekm: a container to keep the grease in
horsecraziekm: to flavor
horsecraziekm: non-greasy things?
pixiejrt06: hahaha
pixiejrt06: hmm....what kind of non-greasy things?
horsecraziekm: like...
horsecraziekm: shit
horsecraziekm: there aren't manyu...
horsecraziekm: ice cream!
horsecraziekm: and
horsecraziekm: bread...
pixiejrt06: yum
pixiejrt06: pizza-flavored bread
horsecraziekm: ALOL
pixiejrt06: what other free gifts could we give?
pixiejrt06: we have the pen, the grease container....
horsecraziekm: a metal stick!
horsecraziekm: for
horsecraziekm: roasting marshmallows
pixiejrt06: yes!
horsecraziekm: cts
pixiejrt06: and you can make pizza-flavored marshmellows with the grease container
pixiejrt06: yummmm
pixiejrt06: so we have the pen, the grease container, and the metal marshmellow stick
horsecraziekm: hmm
horsecraziekm: stick-on earrings
pixiejrt06: ones in the shapes of different foods?
horsecraziekm: yes!
horsecraziekm: you're a genius
pixiejrt06: it happens when you're having late-night conversations with an awesome person
pixiejrt06: ok, we need at least 2 more free things to really seal the deal
horsecraziekm: hmmmm
horsecraziekm: duct tape!
pixiejrt06: YES!
pixiejrt06: duct tape fixes everything
pixiejrt06: and if duct tape can't fix it, it's broke
pixiejrt06: everyone needs duct tape
horsecraziekm: yes
horsecraziekm: yes
horsecraziekm: and
horsecraziekm: a cardboard box!
horsecraziekm: so they can make MORE sbarro pizza
pixiejrt06: hahaha
pixiejrt06: "you get the grease vacuum, the pen, the grease container, the metal marshmellow-roasting stick, the stick-on food earrings, the duct tape, AND the cardboard box. a $650 value, all for just 4 easy payments of $19.99!"
horsecraziekm: wow
horsecraziekm: I definitely love you
pixiejrt06: did you ever have any doubts about that?
horsecraziekm: no
horsecraziekm: thsi is just more...intense
horsecraziekm: like in business time
pixiejrt06: ah
pixiejrt06: sunday is your night to intensely love me?
horsecraziekm: hahahahaaha
horsecraziekm: yes
pixiejrt06: yay!