DAY 2 - ENVY: Seven things you lack and covet.

[animalpriestess]

1.) Height.
2.) A non-homicidal family. At least its never dull.
3.) Ears that don't look like fuckin' elf ears.
4.) Sane parents.
5.) A sibling - of some kind, maybe. Preferably not crazy.
6.) A sane father... actually any kind of father figure would be appreciated at this point. Mom's driving me up the fucking wall.
7.) Just feeling like less of

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[watch_the_nails]

I'm sure I can work on gettin' you a sibling, sweetheart.

[animalpriestess]

One that's not nuts with a woman you actually have an established and some what balanced relationship with?

[watch_the_nails]

....seriously, kid, do ya have this thing where y'just forget who yer talkin' to sometimes?

[animalpriestess]

[she shakes her head] No. I just like to say shit at you to see if you will ever say anything that I haven't heard yet... Or figured you say.