DAY 2 - ENVY: Seven things you lack and covet.
1.) Height.
2.) A non-homicidal family. At least its never dull.
3.) Ears that don't look like fuckin' elf ears.
4.) Sane parents.
5.) A sibling - of some kind, maybe. Preferably not crazy.
6.) A sane father... actually any kind of father figure would be appreciated at this point. Mom's driving me up the fucking wall.
7.) Just feeling like less of a freak of nature to fucking everyone would be fantastic.
2.) A non-homicidal family. At least its never dull.
3.) Ears that don't look like fuckin' elf ears.
4.) Sane parents.
5.) A sibling - of some kind, maybe. Preferably not crazy.
6.) A sane father... actually any kind of father figure would be appreciated at this point. Mom's driving me up the fucking wall.
7.) Just feeling like less of a freak of nature to fucking everyone would be fantastic.