Ashes to Ashes S3e4
~ OMG. DID YOU HEAR THAT? THAT WAS THE FUCKING LIFE ON MARS MUSIC. IT WENT DOO DE DO DE DOO DOO DE DOO. LIKE IT DOES. IN THE PREVIOUSLY. I can't even remember the rest of the previously. It was just...fucking Life on Mars theme tune.
~ EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Quattro. That little boy's dream just came true.
~ "If I'm going to lose my life, I'd like to do it for something a little bit more worth while." Yeah? Like getting shot in the head by the guy who helped your dad top himself? Sorry, I've just been convinced Alex's dead by episode one of this series.
~ Cars a flying about. Tires a squealing. Shotguns a shooting. Gene feeling up a bird and then letting her go. Ah, sounds like my ideal Friday night.
~ No, not Linda Lovelace again!
~ "Somebodies going to get my boot up their arse." Classic Gene line. Also, I wouldn't mind Gene's boot up my arse, if you know what I mean.
~ Don't be angry with the phone, Gene.
~ Louise Gardner? Doesn't she do the costume designing for Dr. Who? She's a busy girl.
~ "Impressive, aren't I?" Ahhhh. Smug Keats. EEEEEVIL Keats. I'm strangely sexual attractive to him.
~ Told you this'd be about Chris. Lookit. Keats already has his claws in him.
~ Oh, Shaz. Oh, Gene being nice to Shaz.
~ Fucking Hell, Keats sucking on his glasses.
~ Shit. This is starting to bug me. In the LOM ep, it was canon that Ray was a Untd. Fan. Now, two weeks in a row, Ray has hinted at being a City fan.
~ Did Keats just eyefuck Alex there? Stop being so flirty, Alex. You so baaaaaaaaad.
~ HAHAHAHA. Don't get up to punch a man if you can't even stand.
~ HAHAHAHA. "Nice tits, btw." I don't think there's been an ep this whole series where Keeley's tits haven't been mentioned.
~ "I just meant I don't fancy you! It's a good thing!" Oh Ray. You Cassanova.
~ Is Chris wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a tie? What's wrong with him. No, it's a...Japanese shirt.
~ Oh. Chris and Shaz. :( OH. CHRIS. Did he just wipe his hand after she shot him down?
~ Ah, a sarky heroin addict.
~ "He shoved me head down a toilet." He does that a lot. It's sort of a sign of affection, really.
~ Fuck. Creepy prescient heroin addict..I love his line reading. It's so sing-songy. Why is there the sound of trains now? LOM? 6620 again. Molly Waz Here? GENE <3 SAM! OMG. ITS FUCKING CANON. OKAY. FUCKING CANON. I LOVE YOU CREEPY GRAFITTI.
~ I had to watch that scene back two times. It was very full of clues. And gay.
~ ...That was an awkward little moment of wordless UST. Gene <3 Alex too, apparently.
~ Mannequins.
~ Miss Undercover 1983. I'm sorry. That's funny as fuck.
~ Blow the woman's cover, why don't ya?
~ He just doffed his hat. He's quite gentlemantly for a gangster.
~ Why don't you just flick him the V's, Gene? Stop being so antagonistic.
~ Another roof scene. They like this location now they've found it. Wish they would've found it int he first series too. It's a beautiful vista.
~ I'm sorry, there is something so weirdly vile yet attractive about Keats. With his shirt tucked in, and his hands on his hips.
~ Welp. Got smacked in the gob.
~ "You got balls though. Not...balls. You know...the...female version."
~ Chris is sweet to Louise and vice versa. Unfortunately, this probably means she is evil.
~ OMG. OMG. RAY IS GIVING HER THE EVIL EYE. OMG. RAY YOU ARE SO GAY FOR CHRIS.
~ So....who's Keats talking about? Like that time when Gene was totally talking about himself and his constipated love in the second ep?
~ Hahaha. Keats is hitting on two birds with one stone.
~ Did he just call Keats the Guv? HE DID. HE DID. OMG. CHRIS.
~ Oh, Shaz. You'e not nuts. I mean...you all possibly are.
~ Fuck. DEAD COPS FACE. Crows again. Also, Alex bought a new pillow for her couch. And it is awesome and fluffy.
~ Animal attraction. Call of the Wild. I can't stop lolling.
~ I wish Keats would flirst with me like this. I'm sorry, I've got something for Keats. He's quasi-evil and mysterious. I love quasi-evil and mysterious. It's like catnip.
~ Probably nothing you'd say would sound strange to him. He's clearly got some kind of paranormal power and is very important to THE PLOT.
~ HAHAHAHA. The little voice he did and the finger wag. Oh my god. I need to stop wanting him so bad.
~ Glasgow KISS. God, that was well sexy as well.
~ No More Hereos. Second time they've used this, 'course. The first is the famous time in ep 1, s1 of Ashes.
~ You know Alex, you could keep up with them better if you didn't wear high heels.
~ OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. ITS THE BLUE PETER GARDEN. HE DID IT. HE DID THE BLUE PETER GARDEN. OMG HE WAS THE BLUE PETER VANDAL. I CAN'T. THAT WAS BRILLIANT. AND THE FACES OF THEM ALL. AND ALEX BEING ALL, "WAS THERE A GARDEN IN THERE?"
~ She's going to go call someone to get all of them killed.
~ ...Slice of toast. SLICE OF FUCKING TOAST, MAN.
~ Do I know this guy? I think I know this guy?
~ Wow. Gene basically slammed some guys head into the table for him insinuating that Keats fancied her. It was AWESOME. I want him to fight Keats. Naked. And in oil. Over Alex. One must have fantasies.
~ Mambo Italiano.
~ Jealous Shaz. Oh. Chris is so sweet. He is. Why did you break up with him, Shaz? I know, I know, Alex is damn sexy, and all. But Chris is a fine catch. Plus, he has melons.
~ Holy shit. Holy shit. The wrath of Chris. Look at him.
~ "Alright dickhead!"
~ Oh, Alex. He's done it before. Everyone under Gene has done a little police brutality. I mean...didn't you kick the twink cop in s2e1 in the bollocks? Ways and means.
~ SHE'S NOT CALLING HER MUM. SHE'S CALLING SOMETHING EVIL. I JUST KNOW IT.
~ Welp. Alex is fucked.
~ Keats. Don't be mean to Chris. Oh. OH WOW. HE'S STEALING HIM. HE'S STEALING HIM RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER HIM.
~ I'm sorry, but this is turning me on. I love me Keats and Gene fighting and being vaguely gay and me wanting both of them.
~ Welp. That's me scared shitless. I'm sorry. Got claustrophobia. Can't bloody stand coffins. Also, like I said, Alex is totes dead.
~ Okay, that was funny as fuck. She screamed, he jumped and screamed like a girl. That was hilarious.
~ "Promotion. Date it, stick to it." <3 Shaz.
~ He's got his bats. ;)
~ Wow. He did anything to get Terry under.
~ OMG he's early LOM Gene. This isn't a call back AT ALL.
~ Biscuit. Bitches.
~ Oooh. Like Jim's car. Is that a Gold Mercedes? Sweet ride, baby.
~ "If anything moves, whack it." That's awesome.
~ "Sorry luv." Okay, Ray in the mannequin shop is like the best thing ever.
~ AHAHAHA. FUCK. FUCK THAT SCARED ME. I screamed like a girl. Kinda like Gene.
~ Nice shot, Gene. Coulda used a little bit of that at the end of S2.
~ Or....not a nice shot. Seriously, you need to go to the gun range, mate.
~ You just slammed his head into a car door, and you say that's not police brutality? Alex, you fucking hypocrite.
~ ...Keats. You are weirding me out. Hmm. Gene did this like three times in Series 2. And now Keats is doing it. This is significant. And also, I still fancy him.
~ Ah, Gene's made a little sad face. Chris and Ray are watery eyed. Keaaaaaaats. Haven't the foggiest what's going on, but it's brilliant.
~ My Way. :D
~ Hello, Mr. Deep Dark Secret. You came in on cue.
~ Sir Jim. AHAHAHA. Chris.
~ Hmmmm...tellingly there is no LOM moment, even though this is probably about Chris. And it is Jim who acknowledges Chris.
~ Ivory tower. Poke and prod mortals. Not relavent at all.
~ The brightness of the sun that shines from his arse.
~ Alex is in a bad ep of Most Haunted. Or a really good one, cause you can actually see the ghosts and its not madness.
~ Next time: LITTON!!!!!!!!!!!!! BASTARD. OMG BODY POPPING. BODY POPPING. Also, someone from Manchester is willing to share Sam and Gene's sexcapades with her for a price.