This took much longer then I would've liked and it's my internet connection's fault
I'd max out at 300kbps, and then all of a sudden I'd drop to 20. FUCK YOU, CONNECTION.
~ Last time on A2A, some creepy shit happened. Also, Cartoon Keats went on a rampage. He's sexy in a really fucked up creepy way.
~ Okay this is the best thing I've ever seen. I could seriously write my entire review on this one scene. Oh, god, the skipping. How many times is Gene gonna touch his junk? Chris looks SOOOOOOOOOOO happy. Damn, Keeley is so hot I'm actually angry with her for being so sexy.
~ Alex has the best dreams ever. This is conclusive proof.
~ Oh, poor Shaz. You know, they redid the bathrooms where I worked two jobs ago. Took 4 months. Sounded like this every day for at least two of them.
~ 6-6-20? Bible message again?
~ Way to make it obvious that you had a weird pseudo-sexual dream about your DCI as he was skipping and touching his junk, Alex. God, don't you know how to play it cool.
~ ANOTHER new title sequence. They should've just kept last week's. I mean last week's voice over. I like the new clips in this. Shaz is looking mighty fine in it.
~ AHHHHHHHHHHH. CHRISSSSSSSSSSSSSS. He wants loveeeeeeeeeeeee. Chris is seriously my favorite character now.
~ OH FUCK. Shaz lost it, Ray was mean, Chris is caring and sweeeeeeeet.
~ Ah, I love angry hungover!Gene.
~ HOLY FUCK. HAND.
~ My mum had a blouse like Alex's. The funny thing about my mom is that she was very fashionable...just about 10 years too late, mind.
~ Chris is still in love with Shaz. His hair also looks really awesome today.
~ Hotter than a Majorca Minge. Fucking 'a.
~ "Your loyalty does you credit." Gee, where have I heard that before?
~ Was Keats just flirting with Ray? That was weird.
~ Well, that was weird. Quiz shows that tell you that they think Tyler was murdered.
~ Chris said something SMART. Travelling salesmen. And he's wearing a tie. God, it's like I don't know him anymore, and its AWESOME. He's blossomed.
~ Ah, Gene can't deal with his man pain over poor dead Sam.
~ Damn, that was nearly open and emotional from Gene.
~ Art galleries. Oh, I love how scummy Ray is. I also love how Alex says, "Ray, you're scummy" and he doesn't deny it.
~ HAHAHAHA. Chris tells Ray he'll have to kick his ass before he kicks Shaz's.
~ I really like Gene's outfit.
~ Hahaha, love Quattro driving. Fuck, that was amazing.
~ He's good copping Ray and bad copping Chris.
~ I know I've said this twenty times but Chris is so sweet. He just wants to be in the Guv's shadow. :D
~ "Just trying to look plain and a little bit desperate." Hah.
~ "Steady on, she's been dead for two years."
~ HAHAHAHA. MOTORBOATING.
~ Kate Winslett. <3
~ "I'm looking for love. You got any?" Gene Hunt is so badass sometimes.
~ Oh. :( Chris and Shaz. I dunno why they broke up, but I do so hope they get back together.
~ I love Gene.
~ This is going to get competitive.
~ Thelma and Louise? That movie was only OK. Not favorite film material.
~ Hah, I love the geographical specifications of the alcohol.
~ Well, that was weird. These hallucinations are getting really non-linear.
~ OH SHAZ. Ah. That was sweet. And also totally gay.
~ HAHAHAHA. I love the guns ablazing. I love the fact that he admits to being a worthless little scrote.
~ Oh Shaz, don't go digging around in holes that might find you dead bodies.
~ OH FUCK. That was eery as fuck. D:
~ HAHAHAHA. I love how competitive Alex and Gene are about their little dating hits. That mouthed, "NOT ONE." Eeee.
~ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. RAY DOES GO TO THESE CLUBS. OH RAY.
~ AHHHHHHHHHH. Chris' salute.
~ Chris looks sooooooooo uncomfortable.
~ Ah, train man. Alex feigning interest.
~ AHHHHHHHH. Dirty old woman. Gene's arm falling off the table.
~ TWINS. And Ray being so earnest.
~ There's something so chameleonic about Keats. He is literally a different person to everybody. It's amazing.
~ Oh, Shaz. You ARE strong enough. You're lovely and smart and hard working and you ARE brave. You got stabed in the line of duty for chrissakes.
~ DO NOT LISTEN TO THE BAD GUY!
~ This woman looks like Susan Boyle.
~ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA. The bottom joke is actually an old Newlywed Game thing.
~ HAHAHA. I LOVE THE WOMAN AT GENE'S TABLE. "Herb Albert and his Tijuana brass." I also love that he's jealous of Keats.
~ Phillip Glass and Elvis Costello? This man is making that up to get into your pants, Alex. Trust me on this. And then he's going to break up with you because he's not in an emotionally stable place in your life and you're not available enough. And then you look on his MySpace and you see him smiling and happy with a girl like he's completely forgot you...erm...this might've gotten personal.
~ OMG. OMG THE WOMAN WITH GENE.
~ OMG. PART NAKED CHRIS. He's much fitter then I would've expected.
~ BE BRAVE SHAZ. YOU CAN DO IT. Or...not. :(
~ Sad Gene. Sad Shaz. Presumably sad Alex when she comes back to her flat to find a dunken and partially nude party going on. I'm upset that they cut that scene out.
~ NO SHAZ! DO NOT WANT!
~ Oh Keats, you slimy bastard.
~ OMG SAM'S LEATHER JACKET. OMG.
~ "I am young, you rude git!" It is hilarious how they are getting so competitive over this.
~ Oh, SHAZ.
~ Ray lies about his sexual conquests because he's so gay.
~ What is Chris wearing? Seriously, that's flowery as fuck.
~ Shaz looks like she's going to vomit all over hself.
~ Welp, that's Shaz dead.
~ Shaz looks so little and afraid and gorgeous at the same time.
~ "Lives in Aberdeen. Amounts to the same thing." Ah, poor Aberdeen.
~ Well, that was gross as fuck.
~ OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GENE. Big softy, he is. Chris is upset about it though.
~ They've changed the iconic ceiling. Sacrilege.
~ Wow. Putting the jacket back into the drawer. He's willing to let her find out, I think.
~ "I've got an illness with a posh name. What is it?" "Misogyny." Oh, I love you Ray.
~ YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. She's staying.
~ And then it got WEIRD. Some weird laughter, zoom in on Shaz and echoes of Life on Mars? What the fuck does that symbolize???
~ Literally, I watched it back, and a creepy old man laugh went "EHEHEHEHEHE."
~ Welp, that got even creepier. Plus, slo-mo dramatic Gene turn. Ratchets up the tension.
~ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OMG. I love Gene being all pimp. I love Alex just glaring daggers.
~ Chris, did you just moonwalk?
~ SHAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. :D
~ THis series is getting SO good. Mystery and spookiness and wtfever just happened with Shaz.
~ Alright, I'm going to have to frame-by-frame dead cop again. Wtf. Field. Dead cop...think I read 6620 on his shoulder, actually. TV static, cut to nice cottage house with a wind vane with an old stooped man on it.
~ Next week: 6620 and stars. What the ever loving fuck. This is wicked awesome.
~ Last time on A2A, some creepy shit happened. Also, Cartoon Keats went on a rampage. He's sexy in a really fucked up creepy way.
~ Okay this is the best thing I've ever seen. I could seriously write my entire review on this one scene. Oh, god, the skipping. How many times is Gene gonna touch his junk? Chris looks SOOOOOOOOOOO happy. Damn, Keeley is so hot I'm actually angry with her for being so sexy.
~ Alex has the best dreams ever. This is conclusive proof.
~ Oh, poor Shaz. You know, they redid the bathrooms where I worked two jobs ago. Took 4 months. Sounded like this every day for at least two of them.
~ 6-6-20? Bible message again?
~ Way to make it obvious that you had a weird pseudo-sexual dream about your DCI as he was skipping and touching his junk, Alex. God, don't you know how to play it cool.
~ ANOTHER new title sequence. They should've just kept last week's. I mean last week's voice over. I like the new clips in this. Shaz is looking mighty fine in it.
~ AHHHHHHHHHHH. CHRISSSSSSSSSSSSSS. He wants loveeeeeeeeeeeee. Chris is seriously my favorite character now.
~ OH FUCK. Shaz lost it, Ray was mean, Chris is caring and sweeeeeeeet.
~ Ah, I love angry hungover!Gene.
~ HOLY FUCK. HAND.
~ My mum had a blouse like Alex's. The funny thing about my mom is that she was very fashionable...just about 10 years too late, mind.
~ Chris is still in love with Shaz. His hair also looks really awesome today.
~ Hotter than a Majorca Minge. Fucking 'a.
~ "Your loyalty does you credit." Gee, where have I heard that before?
~ Was Keats just flirting with Ray? That was weird.
~ Well, that was weird. Quiz shows that tell you that they think Tyler was murdered.
~ Chris said something SMART. Travelling salesmen. And he's wearing a tie. God, it's like I don't know him anymore, and its AWESOME. He's blossomed.
~ Ah, Gene can't deal with his man pain over poor dead Sam.
~ Damn, that was nearly open and emotional from Gene.
~ Art galleries. Oh, I love how scummy Ray is. I also love how Alex says, "Ray, you're scummy" and he doesn't deny it.
~ HAHAHAHA. Chris tells Ray he'll have to kick his ass before he kicks Shaz's.
~ I really like Gene's outfit.
~ Hahaha, love Quattro driving. Fuck, that was amazing.
~ He's good copping Ray and bad copping Chris.
~ I know I've said this twenty times but Chris is so sweet. He just wants to be in the Guv's shadow. :D
~ "Just trying to look plain and a little bit desperate." Hah.
~ "Steady on, she's been dead for two years."
~ HAHAHAHA. MOTORBOATING.
~ Kate Winslett. <3
~ "I'm looking for love. You got any?" Gene Hunt is so badass sometimes.
~ Oh. :( Chris and Shaz. I dunno why they broke up, but I do so hope they get back together.
~ I love Gene.
~ This is going to get competitive.
~ Thelma and Louise? That movie was only OK. Not favorite film material.
~ Hah, I love the geographical specifications of the alcohol.
~ Well, that was weird. These hallucinations are getting really non-linear.
~ OH SHAZ. Ah. That was sweet. And also totally gay.
~ HAHAHAHA. I love the guns ablazing. I love the fact that he admits to being a worthless little scrote.
~ Oh Shaz, don't go digging around in holes that might find you dead bodies.
~ OH FUCK. That was eery as fuck. D:
~ HAHAHAHA. I love how competitive Alex and Gene are about their little dating hits. That mouthed, "NOT ONE." Eeee.
~ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. RAY DOES GO TO THESE CLUBS. OH RAY.
~ AHHHHHHHHHH. Chris' salute.
~ Chris looks sooooooooo uncomfortable.
~ Ah, train man. Alex feigning interest.
~ AHHHHHHHH. Dirty old woman. Gene's arm falling off the table.
~ TWINS. And Ray being so earnest.
~ There's something so chameleonic about Keats. He is literally a different person to everybody. It's amazing.
~ Oh, Shaz. You ARE strong enough. You're lovely and smart and hard working and you ARE brave. You got stabed in the line of duty for chrissakes.
~ DO NOT LISTEN TO THE BAD GUY!
~ This woman looks like Susan Boyle.
~ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA. The bottom joke is actually an old Newlywed Game thing.
~ HAHAHA. I LOVE THE WOMAN AT GENE'S TABLE. "Herb Albert and his Tijuana brass." I also love that he's jealous of Keats.
~ Phillip Glass and Elvis Costello? This man is making that up to get into your pants, Alex. Trust me on this. And then he's going to break up with you because he's not in an emotionally stable place in your life and you're not available enough. And then you look on his MySpace and you see him smiling and happy with a girl like he's completely forgot you...erm...this might've gotten personal.
~ OMG. OMG THE WOMAN WITH GENE.
~ OMG. PART NAKED CHRIS. He's much fitter then I would've expected.
~ BE BRAVE SHAZ. YOU CAN DO IT. Or...not. :(
~ Sad Gene. Sad Shaz. Presumably sad Alex when she comes back to her flat to find a dunken and partially nude party going on. I'm upset that they cut that scene out.
~ NO SHAZ! DO NOT WANT!
~ Oh Keats, you slimy bastard.
~ OMG SAM'S LEATHER JACKET. OMG.
~ "I am young, you rude git!" It is hilarious how they are getting so competitive over this.
~ Oh, SHAZ.
~ Ray lies about his sexual conquests because he's so gay.
~ What is Chris wearing? Seriously, that's flowery as fuck.
~ Shaz looks like she's going to vomit all over hself.
~ Welp, that's Shaz dead.
~ Shaz looks so little and afraid and gorgeous at the same time.
~ "Lives in Aberdeen. Amounts to the same thing." Ah, poor Aberdeen.
~ Well, that was gross as fuck.
~ OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GENE. Big softy, he is. Chris is upset about it though.
~ They've changed the iconic ceiling. Sacrilege.
~ Wow. Putting the jacket back into the drawer. He's willing to let her find out, I think.
~ "I've got an illness with a posh name. What is it?" "Misogyny." Oh, I love you Ray.
~ YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. She's staying.
~ And then it got WEIRD. Some weird laughter, zoom in on Shaz and echoes of Life on Mars? What the fuck does that symbolize???
~ Literally, I watched it back, and a creepy old man laugh went "EHEHEHEHEHE."
~ Welp, that got even creepier. Plus, slo-mo dramatic Gene turn. Ratchets up the tension.
~ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OMG. I love Gene being all pimp. I love Alex just glaring daggers.
~ Chris, did you just moonwalk?
~ SHAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. :D
~ THis series is getting SO good. Mystery and spookiness and wtfever just happened with Shaz.
~ Alright, I'm going to have to frame-by-frame dead cop again. Wtf. Field. Dead cop...think I read 6620 on his shoulder, actually. TV static, cut to nice cottage house with a wind vane with an old stooped man on it.
~ Next week: 6620 and stars. What the ever loving fuck. This is wicked awesome.