Charley's log, day thirty-five.
Another not quite day at work. But it felt long because Aaron didn't turn up until it was time for me to go. The ponce. hilda followed me around allllllllll day long talking nonsense and holding me back.
Romilda's name really is Margaret as she told me today (I like the way she pronounced my name as opposed to Joe who not only said I had a weird accent in a mean way, but tried to make something out of my name and when I was suitably unimpressed he said "I'm Joe and I'm the chief" You're Joe and you're the chef. Babs is chief. His attempt to put me in my place failed.
I've finished reading it. And I'm about to give, just a couple of numbers. I will write in little or lots of detail about it later, but that one will be behind a cut.
My mum's a whore, I mean I wasn't going on the internet til I'd read it incase someone spoiled it and that (i apologise) FUCKER told me 2 of the deaths before I even fucking opened the book. What a wanker. It was so obvious. She asked obvious questions about ppl's names juuuust after I spoke about ppl dying in the book. Which made it really obvious then that they were going to die. I'm still angry.
Secondly I AM SO RIGHT. On the fucking huge scale of rightness. I am infact connected to JK. God, I love her so. And hate her too. The bitch.
And just so you know, the epilogue? Could have been written by a rabid 15 year old fangirly fanficcer. It's THAT grimacing.
Three things I'm going to count.
My favourite word and how often it was used.
The death count.
The number of times Harry Potter used an unforgivable.
Look away if you think any of the following are spoilers.
I don't think they are.
But some of you are sensitive that way.
My favourite word is assuage (which now reminds me of sausage and I like it distinctly less) and it was used twice.
The death toll by the end of the book was.....
well I count 17 I suppose all together, but I'm not sure about two of 'em.
Unforgivables?
5 times. And that may have surprised me most of all.
)0(
Romilda's name really is Margaret as she told me today (I like the way she pronounced my name as opposed to Joe who not only said I had a weird accent in a mean way, but tried to make something out of my name and when I was suitably unimpressed he said "I'm Joe and I'm the chief" You're Joe and you're the chef. Babs is chief. His attempt to put me in my place failed.
I've finished reading it. And I'm about to give, just a couple of numbers. I will write in little or lots of detail about it later, but that one will be behind a cut.
My mum's a whore, I mean I wasn't going on the internet til I'd read it incase someone spoiled it and that (i apologise) FUCKER told me 2 of the deaths before I even fucking opened the book. What a wanker. It was so obvious. She asked obvious questions about ppl's names juuuust after I spoke about ppl dying in the book. Which made it really obvious then that they were going to die. I'm still angry.
Secondly I AM SO RIGHT. On the fucking huge scale of rightness. I am infact connected to JK. God, I love her so. And hate her too. The bitch.
And just so you know, the epilogue? Could have been written by a rabid 15 year old fangirly fanficcer. It's THAT grimacing.
Three things I'm going to count.
My favourite word and how often it was used.
The death count.
The number of times Harry Potter used an unforgivable.
Look away if you think any of the following are spoilers.
I don't think they are.
But some of you are sensitive that way.
My favourite word is assuage (which now reminds me of sausage and I like it distinctly less) and it was used twice.
The death toll by the end of the book was.....
well I count 17 I suppose all together, but I'm not sure about two of 'em.
Unforgivables?
5 times. And that may have surprised me most of all.
)0(