silver zerO 74: hahaha you found the song ( Read more... )

SARAH: take israeli streetfighting with me
IAN7: whats that about
SARAH: its like karate type deal only its israeli street ifghting and theres none of that spiritual mumbo jumbo
IAN7: hahaha
SARAH:i mean really how many times when someone tries to mug you are you gonna be like "hold on, let me center myself before i violently assault you... i mean ( Read more... )

Stat would be a much cooler class if there were a raptor in it ( Read more... )

nickiv630: oh btw, i decided that when i grow up im going to become a crack-whore....k ( Read more... )

( ready for some absurdity? )

5 reasons why im a dork (because Ian Priscilla Jones 7 said to)

1. my most eloquent sentences are those describing my complete lack of competence in the art of verbal communication. <-- case in point. do i ever make this much sense when im talking normally? No. of course not ( Read more... )

sorry beesty, but i think Rachel may be an even more amazing source of amusing insights when shes high. (Rachel, her sister Claire, Jack and myself got lit while laura watched ( Read more... )

A True Story:

>Hello?
>Hello, I'd like to speak with Ms. Sarah Wertheimer?
>Speaking.
>Hello, Sarah. This is Satan.
>Ooo, Satan, you're voice is sexier than I expected.
>Well, of course-

Courtesy of Blair- the girl who can fuck a concept.

Ok so here's a summary of the weather since last friday: 50 degrees and sunny... three days later its 40 degrees and rainy... and then, one glorious morning, its 25 degrees and dusting lightly with those bitterly icy flakes of winter fun known as "snow".

In other news:Chris and i are alternatly dragging eachother through this semester day by ( Read more... )

VLADIMIR & ESTRAGON: (turning simultaneously). Do you-
VLADIMIR: Oh pardon!
ESTRAGON: Carry on.
VLADIMIR: No no, after you.
ESTRAGON: No no, you first.
VLADIMIR: I interrupted you.
ESTRAGON: On the Contrary.
They glare at each other angrily.VLADIMIR: Ceremonious ape ( Read more... )