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[angualupin]

1. This picture makes my heart flutter. Oh, Pazzo, I still love you, even though it still breaks my heart to see you in any colours other than purple. I hope you kick arse at Inter (although -- no offence -- I would really like someone else to win the league this season. Anyone else. Except Juve.) and score lots of goal and don't dive like a whiny

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[cheryl_bites]

2. Really?! How tall are you?
5. Ruby can help you with the penguins! (I seem to be saying that to a lot of people lately...) Although I'm concerned that a lot of countries' footballers excel at poor fashion choices, and perhaps Iniesta might have to wrest the spear off them first.

Tight about the Meadow and Hedgerow Watch. Perhaps I could write it for you sometime?

[angualupin]

2. I'm 172 cm, and the official stats for both Xavi and Iniesta say they're 170 cm. I am not attracted to men who are shorter than me, damn it!
5. ...Penguins with swords, maybe? I can do this.

I'm going to see if I have time to write it. But if I don't, you writing it -- with or without rhyme -- would be brilliant.

[cheryl_bites]

2. Wow, you're tall. And what's wrong with people being shorter than you? I still love Costel Pantilimon and I'm 45cm shorter than him. If you see Iniesta, jump his bones.
5. FOR SPARTA ANTARCTICAAAAAA.

Yay! \o/

[angualupin]

2. I'm middling-tall, for a northern European woman, but apparently that is way too tall for a southern European man. ARGH. I don't think men who are shorter than I am are attractive. I like wearing heels. I like being shorter than my date when I'm wearing heels. I like having to stand on my toes to kiss someone. I don't like having to count on someone's spiky hair to make him my height. (The hell is he going around being all captainly for? My kinks, he is finding them. Argh. I'm so screwed.)

3. ...If I end up putting that into the fic, it will be all your fault.

Did you know there are gay penguins? They incubate rocks instead of eggs and then get very confused when they don't hatch.

[cheryl_bites]

2. Maybe Iniesta likes wearing heels and/or standing on his toes to kiss someone! You would be his ideal woman.
3. Excellent oh dear, terribly sorry.

Awww :{ The poor darlings... Maybe Xavi and Iniesta should incubate a football?

[angualupin]

2. But he wouldn't be my ideal man, alas. (Xavi is currently wearing the captains armband in the Barca game. Also not helping my crush.)

You are ridiculously good at coming up with crack ideas, you know that, right?

[cheryl_bites]

2. (The captain's armband strikes when you are at your most vulnerable. Fiendish device.)

*Tries to look modest* I believe Martha may have mentioned it.

[angualupin]

2. (I know. Watching them play football is already when I am the most overwhelmed by attraction to the foxes.)