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1. This picture makes my heart flutter. Oh, Pazzo, I still love you, even though it still breaks my heart to see you in any colours other than purple. I hope you kick arse at Inter (although -- no offence -- I would really like someone else to win the league this season. Anyone else. Except Juve.) and score lots of goal and don't dive like a whiny little child which, to be honest, you have a habit of doing. So do well, ok?
2. Speaking of pictures, I shouldn't talk about what this picture does to me. Varda Elentari, foxes, when the hell did I decide you were overwhelmingly sexy? Still shorter than me. Still possibly sleeping with your boss. And every time I see you play, I melt into a little puddle of goo. It's embarrassing.
3. I am watching Fiorentina right now. This is the first time I have been home over the weekend in months, so it's the first time I have been able to sit down and actually watch a match. Varda, we are RUBBISH. Absolutely, incontrovertibly RUBBISH. No wonder we're halfway down the table. What the hell happened, mi Viola? This is very upsetting.
4. I have chores to do. I don't want to. Fiorentina is bad enough I might just well.
Edit: 5. Just in case the Meadow and Hedgerow Watch story doesn't work out -- I am not having much spare time to be writing, unfortunately, and the MHW story would be very complicated -- I found my original crack idea, which was Xavi being a penguin and Andres slaying the enemies of Spain with the Sword of Poor Fashion Choices. I don't know what the hell the first part is all about, but I can do something with the second.
This issue of cornerflag is going to be awesome.
2. Speaking of pictures, I shouldn't talk about what this picture does to me. Varda Elentari, foxes, when the hell did I decide you were overwhelmingly sexy? Still shorter than me. Still possibly sleeping with your boss. And every time I see you play, I melt into a little puddle of goo. It's embarrassing.
3. I am watching Fiorentina right now. This is the first time I have been home over the weekend in months, so it's the first time I have been able to sit down and actually watch a match. Varda, we are RUBBISH. Absolutely, incontrovertibly RUBBISH. No wonder we're halfway down the table. What the hell happened, mi Viola? This is very upsetting.
4. I have chores to do. I don't want to. Fiorentina is bad enough I might just well.
Edit: 5. Just in case the Meadow and Hedgerow Watch story doesn't work out -- I am not having much spare time to be writing, unfortunately, and the MHW story would be very complicated -- I found my original crack idea, which was Xavi being a penguin and Andres slaying the enemies of Spain with the Sword of Poor Fashion Choices. I don't know what the hell the first part is all about, but I can do something with the second.
This issue of cornerflag is going to be awesome.