yesdrizella has alerted me to the recent hotness of CM Punk. He's CONVENTIONALLY HOT. I can't even deal with this fact. Seriously,
look at this bullshit. He's got short hair and fucking BLONDE HIGHLIGHTS and Perfectly Acceptable Facial Hair. Granted, he still looks like he hasn't slept in the past two years, but otherwise, he's HOT. WTF.
Not to mention he's feuding with John Cena, and URGH, my non-canon OTP is getting more and more canon. Once upon a time, I was giddy just to have them mention each other's names, but now they're like staring each other down and screwing over the other guy, and I guess they haven't done the Forehead Touch Stare yet, because I'm sure
yesdrizella would've shrieked at me about it.
She HAS, however, shrieked at me at how Cypress-y Punk is being, and boy that's a whole lot of wigglepants. STUPID WRESTLING.