Spartacus: Blood and Sand (Episode 4)
Episode Four: The Thing in the Pit
*Words in bold are actual, noisy reactions.
Before I start: My dad is doing fine. He’s doing an MRI tomorrow (his second one), so hopefully the doctor will tell us the results then. I’m hoping he can come home tomorrow night. Thanks so much for all your support. It really means a lot to me. I’m a private person, so the fact that I shared this situation online with people I’ve never even met is a bit ooc, but I do feel like I know you guys, so thanks again for your support.
“Bring Crixus a woman tonight.” “I’ll see him well satisfied.” I bet. Lol.
Crixus! Ugh. So fine.
Lol. I love it when Doctore cracks that whip.
Holy crap, The Pits! I was actually making vocal noises while that guy beat the Fugitive tattoo guy with the sledgehammer. Ahhh! That was my reaction plus looking away when his teeth flew out of his mouth. Gross! I just realized I haven’t used the word ‘gross’ in a really long time.
I feel for Batiatus and his frustration at not being able to pay his debt. Good job, John Hannah!
EWWWW! He took the skin off Fugitive’s head. That’s so disgusting!!!
Spartacus is about to face him, and I am not afraid. The show is named after him. Lol. Unless he dies and the name goes to Crixus??!!! Lol. Yeah, I know.
Crixus and Naevia! Okay Crixus, you need to slow your role. Naevia is a slave; she can’t go parading your expensive gift around. And did you forget she’s a slave to the woman who’s screwing you?! I doubt Lucretia would squee with Naevia over the necklace. Lol.
Shit, shit, shit!!! Noooooo! He gave Lucretia the necklace! I know he tried to hide it and had no choice, but damn it! My eyes actually watered at that. *Is stunned at her reaction.* Omg, I can’t wait to see Naevia’s reaction. *Holds breath.*
And he had to put the necklace on her! Oh Crixus, my baby!
*Mouth drops* Fuuuccckkk!!!! Naevia saw them screwing! I think this story is too much for me. Lol.
Was that lady a hermaphrodite? (the one who brought the weapons for Spartacus and Mermex’s fight). Woah. This show is something else.
“Mermex has the advantage.” “Thank you for the fucking obvious.” LMAO!
Oh, dang. Go Spartacus, turning Mermex’s weapon against him. Holy crap, that was a violent win for Spartacus.
“I want everything. Yet can afford nothing.” Aw, Batiatus. That’s a good line.
I.Knew.It. I knew Barker and that guy had something going on.
“May the gods shrivel your cock.” Lol. Even with Lucretia sleeping with Crixus, thereby giving me heart palpitations (that scene!), I do believe she loves Batiatus.
Barker telling his boyfriend to get away from Spartacus made me laugh. “My c*ock keeps him well fed.” Ugh. Gladiators are so crude. By the way, I used an asterisk in this instance instead of spelling the whole word because the sentence is nasty enough. Lol. That’s the best explanation I can give.
Oo, so Barker knows of Crixus’ Naevia infatuation. I love the pronunciation of her name. And that Crixus was the first one to say it! Hold on, did Barker call Naevia a pig?
You guys! Crixus kissed Naevia!!!!! I have paused it to squee with you! She made the point I made earlier, and Crixus looked sorry he didn’t let her finish the first time. And he kissed her!!!! *Goes back to watch. But first rewinds to before the kiss.*
Nice kiss! “You are a fool.” Oh Naevia, you know you liked it. Crixus’ little smile after the kiss means more to me than the two times Spartacus has hallucinated his wife in this episode. Something is very wrong with Spartacus’ story. *Sigh.*
Spartacus is losing it.
Ooo. Spartacus’ deal with Batiatus sounds serious. He is not playing around. His dream that Batiatus had found his wife made me realize that she is pretty.
Ewww! He’s wearing Fugitive’s face! Oh crap, Spartacus lost his weapon! Oh crap! I knew an attempt was going to be made on Batiatus’ life. I love Spartacus because he saved him.
Ooo, the first slave uprising. Aw man, Spartacus is the bane of Batiatus’ existence. Lol. He lost the wager!
Aw, Spartacus is a gladiator again. I’m glad for him.
So! Couples I care about: Crixus/Naevia; Batiatus/Lucretia. Give Barker and his boyfriend more scenes, and I might even care more for them than I do Spartacus/Sura. *Sigh.*
*Words in bold are actual, noisy reactions.
Before I start: My dad is doing fine. He’s doing an MRI tomorrow (his second one), so hopefully the doctor will tell us the results then. I’m hoping he can come home tomorrow night. Thanks so much for all your support. It really means a lot to me. I’m a private person, so the fact that I shared this situation online with people I’ve never even met is a bit ooc, but I do feel like I know you guys, so thanks again for your support.
“Bring Crixus a woman tonight.” “I’ll see him well satisfied.” I bet. Lol.
Crixus! Ugh. So fine.
Lol. I love it when Doctore cracks that whip.
Holy crap, The Pits! I was actually making vocal noises while that guy beat the Fugitive tattoo guy with the sledgehammer. Ahhh! That was my reaction plus looking away when his teeth flew out of his mouth. Gross! I just realized I haven’t used the word ‘gross’ in a really long time.
I feel for Batiatus and his frustration at not being able to pay his debt. Good job, John Hannah!
EWWWW! He took the skin off Fugitive’s head. That’s so disgusting!!!
Spartacus is about to face him, and I am not afraid. The show is named after him. Lol. Unless he dies and the name goes to Crixus??!!! Lol. Yeah, I know.
Crixus and Naevia! Okay Crixus, you need to slow your role. Naevia is a slave; she can’t go parading your expensive gift around. And did you forget she’s a slave to the woman who’s screwing you?! I doubt Lucretia would squee with Naevia over the necklace. Lol.
Shit, shit, shit!!! Noooooo! He gave Lucretia the necklace! I know he tried to hide it and had no choice, but damn it! My eyes actually watered at that. *Is stunned at her reaction.* Omg, I can’t wait to see Naevia’s reaction. *Holds breath.*
And he had to put the necklace on her! Oh Crixus, my baby!
*Mouth drops* Fuuuccckkk!!!! Naevia saw them screwing! I think this story is too much for me. Lol.
Was that lady a hermaphrodite? (the one who brought the weapons for Spartacus and Mermex’s fight). Woah. This show is something else.
“Mermex has the advantage.” “Thank you for the fucking obvious.” LMAO!
Oh, dang. Go Spartacus, turning Mermex’s weapon against him. Holy crap, that was a violent win for Spartacus.
“I want everything. Yet can afford nothing.” Aw, Batiatus. That’s a good line.
I.Knew.It. I knew Barker and that guy had something going on.
“May the gods shrivel your cock.” Lol. Even with Lucretia sleeping with Crixus, thereby giving me heart palpitations (that scene!), I do believe she loves Batiatus.
Barker telling his boyfriend to get away from Spartacus made me laugh. “My c*ock keeps him well fed.” Ugh. Gladiators are so crude. By the way, I used an asterisk in this instance instead of spelling the whole word because the sentence is nasty enough. Lol. That’s the best explanation I can give.
Oo, so Barker knows of Crixus’ Naevia infatuation. I love the pronunciation of her name. And that Crixus was the first one to say it! Hold on, did Barker call Naevia a pig?
You guys! Crixus kissed Naevia!!!!! I have paused it to squee with you! She made the point I made earlier, and Crixus looked sorry he didn’t let her finish the first time. And he kissed her!!!! *Goes back to watch. But first rewinds to before the kiss.*
Nice kiss! “You are a fool.” Oh Naevia, you know you liked it. Crixus’ little smile after the kiss means more to me than the two times Spartacus has hallucinated his wife in this episode. Something is very wrong with Spartacus’ story. *Sigh.*
Spartacus is losing it.
Ooo. Spartacus’ deal with Batiatus sounds serious. He is not playing around. His dream that Batiatus had found his wife made me realize that she is pretty.
Ewww! He’s wearing Fugitive’s face! Oh crap, Spartacus lost his weapon! Oh crap! I knew an attempt was going to be made on Batiatus’ life. I love Spartacus because he saved him.
Ooo, the first slave uprising. Aw man, Spartacus is the bane of Batiatus’ existence. Lol. He lost the wager!
Aw, Spartacus is a gladiator again. I’m glad for him.
So! Couples I care about: Crixus/Naevia; Batiatus/Lucretia. Give Barker and his boyfriend more scenes, and I might even care more for them than I do Spartacus/Sura. *Sigh.*