I HATE CLAN OF THE BLOODY CAVE BEAR. WHAT IS THE POINT OF THAT BOOK?

I'LL TELL YOU. IT'S TO BE AS BLOODY OBNOXIOUS AND MIND-NUMBINGLY DULL AS IT CAN GET.

AND TO ANNOY THE HELLS OUT OF LITTLE GIRLS LIKE ME.

THAT IS IT'S MAIN REASON FOR EXISTANCE. THAT IS IT'S POINT.