wtf!
i had this dream last night that i was the nanny for Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher's baby!
the baby was a boy in my dream and i loved the little fucker like he was my own. i dressed him, bathed him, fed him his mushy goop and i loved every minute of it. i even insisted that he sleep with me in my bed. he giggled a lot in my dream and smiled up at me with those big, loving baby eyes, it was totally sappy and sweet. then the paparazzi was trying to take the baby away, and Demi turned into a super hero in tights and like, lifted cars and threw them at the photographers and smashed them! then we go to a club to celebrate, and she's dancing in the club with Ashton, but i was in the bathroom taking care of the baby and some bitch tried to steal the baby when i wasn't looking and then i clocked her. Demi walks in to wash her hands and check on the baby and i told her what happened and she screamed like a banshee and fire came out of her mouth, it was nuts! then the alarm woke me up, the end.
the baby was a boy in my dream and i loved the little fucker like he was my own. i dressed him, bathed him, fed him his mushy goop and i loved every minute of it. i even insisted that he sleep with me in my bed. he giggled a lot in my dream and smiled up at me with those big, loving baby eyes, it was totally sappy and sweet. then the paparazzi was trying to take the baby away, and Demi turned into a super hero in tights and like, lifted cars and threw them at the photographers and smashed them! then we go to a club to celebrate, and she's dancing in the club with Ashton, but i was in the bathroom taking care of the baby and some bitch tried to steal the baby when i wasn't looking and then i clocked her. Demi walks in to wash her hands and check on the baby and i told her what happened and she screamed like a banshee and fire came out of her mouth, it was nuts! then the alarm woke me up, the end.