Fourth Wall!

[angerpoint]

[Oh, hey, Kanji is alive. Because his mun finally decided not to suck. But, where is he? Here. And he is not pleased. Not. At. All. It does not help that, save for his pokegear and Marilyn, all of his stuff is still with Naoto.]

Okay, where the fuck am I?! There is water. A whole damn lake! And freakin' cliffs! And where's my shit? And

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[puppet_paladin]

Try thinking about teleporting somewhere else. It worked for me earlier.

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[angerpoint]

Dude, that seriously works?

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[puppet_paladin]

It did when I tried to go to Goldenrod and the Ilex Forest. A friend of mine even managed to teleport directly to my sandwiches.

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[angerpoint]

Oh, wow, that's awesome! I'll have to try it, thanks, man!

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[usedrawr]

Wow, Kanji.

How'd you get all the way over there?

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[angerpoint]

How am I supposed to know?!

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[usedrawr]

I dunno. That's why I asked!

Where's "there" anyway?

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[angerpoint]

Uh... Somewhere near Blackthorn, wherever that is...

I'm terrible XD

[maribelarmorer]

[Hello Kanji. Have another Kanji! He could be you, in a few years, with several pounds more muscle, and a bitchin' tattoo over his heart.

...well, except for the bright yellow hair and eyes. He's looking around with wonder.]

Is this... Nirvana?

[Theeeen he notices Kanji] Who the hell're you?!

THERE IS GOING TO BE SO MUCH BRAIN BREAK <3

[angerpoint]

[Kanji just... stares. This dude? Way familiar. A long lost relative? Of course, it doesn't occur to him that it might be, well... himself.]

WOAH. Where did you come from?!

. . . Uh... Kanji Tatsumi.

I could thow in an AU Yosuke for EVEN MORE if you like XD

[maribelarmorer]

Wait. You're Kanji? I'm Kanji! Kanji of the Maribel--the Embryon!

Dude, GO FOR IT xD

[angerpoint]

Dude, no way, we already fought my shadow, why are there two of me?!

[action]

[fortunatewings]

[Naoto is there, blinking, with Watson behind her]

...Watson can fly us to the shore, but I am not sure if he can fly us farther.

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[angerpoint]

[Kanji jumps- was Naoto there all this time and he was just freaking out too much to notice? That... Would be very embarrassing. So he will pretend otherwise!]

Well, sure as hell beats swimming... Water's freakin' cold...

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[fortunatewings]

Watson.

[Watson comes forward, wings spread and ready to fly!]

Watson can carry you over first and come back for me.

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[angerpoint]

[Kanji frowns a little.] You sure you don't want to go first? [Theres a little part of him thats nervous about leaving her alone at the mouth of a cave, as stupid as that is. This is Naoto, after all.]

[needsabeat]

[Suddenly! A Yosuke! ...who looks kind of scrawny and frail compared to canon Yosuke.]

Whoa, dude. What the hell?!

[angerpoint]

Yosuke-senpai?!

. . . Dude, you look sick.

[needsabeat]

[Yosuke yelps and jumps, putting his hand over his chest for a second]

Kanji! What the-- Geez, don't scare me like that!

[...kinda familiar address there. Then he scowls defensively] Don't you start doing it too. I'm fine. They wouldn't have let me out of the hospital if I wasn't.

OH MAN, I KNOW THAT FANFIC, IT HAS BEEN UPDATED SO MUCH SINCE I LAST READ IT

[angerpoint]

[WIDE eyes.] Holy shit, dude, when were you in the hospital?! And... And how did you get here? Where are your pokemon?