Fourth Wall!

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[Oh, hey, Kanji is alive. Because his mun finally decided not to suck. But, where is he? Here. And he is not pleased. Not. At. All. It does not help that, save for his pokegear and Marilyn, all of his stuff is still with Naoto.]

Okay, where the fuck am I?! There is water. A whole damn lake! And freakin' cliffs! And where's my shit? And

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[Suddenly! A Yosuke! ...who looks kind of scrawny and frail compared to canon Yosuke.]

Whoa, dude. What the hell?!

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Yosuke-senpai?!

. . . Dude, you look sick.

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[Yosuke yelps and jumps, putting his hand over his chest for a second]

Kanji! What the-- Geez, don't scare me like that!

[...kinda familiar address there. Then he scowls defensively] Don't you start doing it too. I'm fine. They wouldn't have let me out of the hospital if I wasn't.

OH MAN, I KNOW THAT FANFIC, IT HAS BEEN UPDATED SO MUCH SINCE I LAST READ IT

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[WIDE eyes.] Holy shit, dude, when were you in the hospital?! And... And how did you get here? Where are your pokemon?

someday it'll be finished; I swear

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Seriously? You've got memory problems if you can't remember a couple days ago. It was the day after that stupid pageant; you carried me there yourself!

--wait. Pokémon? What the hell, Kanji. This isn't funny anymore; quit it.

. . . You wrote that? :DDD

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After the pageant? That was months ago, Yosuke-senpai...

No, seriously, there are pokemon, you have some too... Look, here's Marilyn, remember her? [He holds up his Pikachu, who squeals and waves excitedly.]

... uh-oh. >,>;; YOU SAW NOTHING XD

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No, it was like four days ago. We both forgot we had school off today and we made curry with mom, remember?

[And he's just going to stare at the Pikachu]

I-- What. What the hell?

[Pinches himself and winces. Starting to get kind of panicky] No way. This is just too weird man. Way too weird!

'course not~ /whistles

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Uh... Yosuke-senpai, the pageant was ages ago, and we never made curry...

Her name's Marilyn... Here, you can hold her, she's friendly... [Marilyn giggles and waves her arms to be held.]

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If it really was, why don't you remember the last week? I mean, you made me lunch! You stood up to my dad! You walked me home from school. I even spent the night over at your place!

[He blushes mightily during that, but his mounting panic means he goes pale again just as quickly and is kind of swaying by the end. Uh, hi there Marilyn.]

Poor Yosuke, this is hard on him...

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Woah, woah, Yosuke-senpai, calm down... A-a lot of people have memory problems when they come to this place, I, uh...

Man, Yosuke-senpai, are... are you okay?

Yeah, but Marilyn can restart his heart if necessary--I mean

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Memory problems, seriously?

[He's not sure he believes it but he does calm down a little. Still pale and swaying.]

's why the doctors tell me not to get upset. It's bad for my heart.

Pfft-- Well, there ARE benefits of electric types....

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Hey... [He reaches out to put a hand on Yosuke's shoulder.] So, uh... Heart problems, huh? [He squeezes, in a way intended to be gentle, and maybe just a little too rough. He's distracted by worry.]

Indeed. ...But if this Yosuke ever gets out his Pokeball it'll be a Chansey XD

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[Sorry man, but Yosuke is dizzy and took the squeeze as a sign of leaning against is okay. You've got a nice heartbeat .///.]

Yeah... You were the only one who knew and now you've forgotten and it's weird, man!

. . . adorable. <3

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[BLUSH, OH GOD, WHAT IS HAPPENING?!] Y-yosuke-senpai? H-hey man, are you gonna be alright? [He has no idea if 911 works here.]

Shit, I'm sorry...

It was either Chansey or something that knows Sing XD

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Y-Yeah, I just need a good beat, and not whatever the heck is playing right now. My mp3 player is fritzing.

[Now Yosuke is blushing] It's-- It's not okay, but you can't really help it if this place screws with memories or whatever. I was doing fine before anybody knew...

[No, no he wasn't.]

YOSUKE GETS SOMETHING PINK REGARDLESS!

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Man, its not just your mp3 player, there's always weird music playing around here... [He hesitantly puts a hand on Yosuke's back.] So... My heartbeat helps?

It fucks with all kinda shit... It split everyone up too...