Women's Language
For men & persons who don't understand how woman talk (a.k.a. those who are men in disguise like me), read this! It might save your skins someday! 8D
1) That’s Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to man. That’s okay means she wants to think long & hard before deciding how & when you will pay for your mistake.
2) Thanks
A woman is thanking you. Do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome.
3) Whatever
It is a women’s way of saying “I HATE YOU”
4) Don’t worry about it. I got it.
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, “What’s wrong?” The woman will then say, “Nothing.”
5) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes.
.....& how the simple can mean this OR... that.
Yes No
No No
Maybe No
I'm sorry. You'll be sorry.
We need to talk I need to complain
I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! I'm on my period.
Sure... go ahead I don't want you to
I'm not upset Of course I'm upset, you moron.
How much do you love me? I did something today you're not going to like.
Is my butt fat? Tell me I'm beautiful.
It's all right, dear. You'll pay for this.
In response to "What's Wrong?"
Womanspeak English
The same old thing. Nothing.
Nothing. Everything.
Everything. My PMS is acting up.
Nothing, really. It's just that you're such an asshole.
I don't want to talk about it Go away, I'm still building up steam.
Why do you think sumthing's wrong? I'm going to kill you.
Wow. I didn’t know women are so complicated. A few months ago I’d be like every other man & go wth?! But ever since.... *grins wide* I’ve pretty much used almost every one on the list at least once. X3 Nevertheless ask me if I comprehend women I’m still gonna say no, I don’t see why women do the things they do, why they say this, but mean that. Yeah, sue me for not being appreciative of my own species. I simply have a man’s straight logical thinking. Emotionally & physically I’m lady, but top ‘em off with a man’s brain, you get one bizarro inquisitive being a.k.a. me.
Ever notice that there are more ‘Men’s guide to Women’ than ‘Women’s guide to Men’? Yes, women need guides to be more to be understood of their unique complexities.
Conclusion: women are FASCINATING creatures. 8D