Dear Friends:

Tell me something nice or wonderful. It's been a shitty day beyond shitty days and I need to remember the good in the world.

Thank you.
Me

When going on a trip with your family and their friends, verify that said friend has not recently had husband move out, leaving her with two kids. Also verify that said friend isn't a "God Fearing Christan" whose children say hateful things about homosexuals (but then want to go see said homosexuals on Duvall Street ( Read more... )

Dear Universe:

Please strike the phrase and notion "this time it will be different" from the every lexicon and sentient brain please. It is stupid and useless, only leading to trouble.

Thank you.

Sincerely,
Me

P.S. Finally, I am accepting your message. I am prepared fully to be the monster I am.