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[angelkeety]

Mary Sue had the charm that any boy of sixteen would succumb to (in a melted puddle of goop), but I just wasn't attracted to her. I came home and, like every Tuesday, I found my brother eating a sandwich and picking his ears with Q-tips. But this time he was in a towel--he must have just gotten out of the shower. I stopped in my tracks at his rippling chest, an instrument he easily used to trap my pupils and ignite my desire. We both wanted it, I knew it all along, and I slowly walked toward him as his lips found their way to mine... Twenty minutes later the police came in and arrested us each on five counts of incest and three counts of sodomy. And a count of gayness. And then we went to jail for a really long time because we were obviously guilty because well during court I couldn't resist myself and I had to suck Mikey's dick. Oops :(

I LOVE YOU SIOBHANPANTS.