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A FEW THINGS:
-PEOPLE GET RUDE AND DEFENSIVE WHEN THE TRUTH IS THROWN AT THEM.
-IF YOUR GONNA DO SOMETHING FOR SOMEONE, JUST DO IT-DON'T TELL THEM ABOUT IT. THEY WILL HAUNT YOU EVERYDAY UNTIL ITS DONE. SUDDENLY CALLING YOU "JUST TO SAY HI" RIGHT.
-FINDING WORK TAKES MORE THEN SITTING YOUR ASS IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER.
-IF YOU BITCH AND MOAN EVERYTIME SOMEONE TALKS TO YOU, PEOPLE WILL EVENTUALLY STOP CALLING.
-I WORK FOR MY MONEY. I PAY MY BILLS. WHATEVER ELSE I DO WITH IT. IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. EVER.
-YOUR A WHINEY, LOUD, RASPY SMOKING VOICED, LEADER NOT FOLLOWING, OCD, "OMG I'M SO FAT" SKINNY BITCH. I LOVE YOU, BUT STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME. ESPECIALLY LIKE DAYS TODAY WHERE ITS BEAUTIFUL OUTSIDE AND I AM STUCK IN THIS FUCKING 2 BY 4 OF AN OFFICE. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP SINGING. YOU SOUND LIKE DARTH VADER GETTING A PENAL EXAM.
-YES. I AM GOING TO EAT THAT. YES I DO MIND. PLEASE DON'T PUT YOUR DISGUSTING FINGER NEAR MY FOOD. OR YOUR FORK. GET YOUR OWN. THANK YOU. DO I LOOK LIKE SALLY STRUTHERS? I'M NOT HERE TO FEED THE HUNGRY.
-NOBODY IS JEALOUS BECAUSE GUYS WANT TO FUCK YOU. GUYS WILL FUCK ANYTHING, YOU JUST MAKE IT EASIER BECAUSE YOUR A SLUT. THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANYONE JEALOUS, WE INFACT ARE LAUGHING AT YOU. YOU WILL BE LONELY IN THE LONG RUN. NO GUY WANTS A USED UP CRUSTY CUNT. GUYS WILL EVENTUALLY STOP GETTING OFF BY STICKING THEIR DICK IN A TRASH CAN. SORRY FOR THE CONFUSION. GOOD LUCK WITH THE ITCHING.
-I HATE YOUR FAKE "I'M SO CUTE" LAUGH. IT MAKES ME WANT TO PUKE. PLEASE DON'T DO IT AROUND ME. NOPE. I WON'T LAUGH WITH YOU. IF SOMETHING ISN'T FUNNY, I DON'T LAUGH. YOU LOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE.
-I AM ENTITLED TO SAY "NO" AND NOT HAVE A REASON BEHIND IT.
-IF I DO NOT ANSWER MY CELL PHONE WHEN I AM AT WORK-WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WILL WANT TO TALK TO YOU WHEN YOU CALL MY WORK PHONE 2 SECONDS AFTER ME NOT ANSWERING MY CELL PHONE? HELLO. CAPTAIN OBVIOUS.
-IF YOU ARE FAT. YOU ARE GONNA LOOK FAT IN EVERYTHING YOU WEAR. CERTAIN CLOTHES MAY HIDE THE ROLLS A LITTLE BETTER BUT NOBODY ISN'T GONNA KNOW YOUR NOT FAT BECAUSE YOUR COVERING YOUR 3RD CHIN. I AM FAT. YOU WILL NEVER HEAR THE WORDS "DOES THIS MAKE ME LOOK FAT" COME OUT OF MY MOUTH. THATS BECAUSE I DON'T LIE TO MYSELF, YOU SHOULD TRY IT.
-I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHATS TRENDY, AND WHATS "IN" SO PLEASE DON'T UPDATE ME ON THAT. IF I WANT TO WEAR PURPLE NAIL POLISH I WILL. I DON'T GIVE A FLYING RATS ASS THAT WHITE IS IN......I THINK MOST OF TODAY'S FASHION LOOKS LIKE IT WAS DESIGNED BY HELLEN KELLER ANYWAY.
-MY SEX LIFE, MY VAGINA, MY BUSINESS. STOP ASKING. I WILL TELL YOU IF I WANT TO, I DON'T CARE HOW LONG WE HAVE BEEN FRIENDS, WHO YOU ARE, WHAT YOU TELL ME, BLAH BLAH. SUCK A BIG ONE. WHY DO YOU GIVE A SHIT ANYWAY? PERVERT.
-SELFISH PEOPLE RACK MY NERVES.
-I REALLY ENJOY HONEY MUSTARD WITH MY CHICKEN FINGERS AND FRENCH FRIES.
-AGAIN. PLEASE GET OVER IT. PLEASE. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. MOVE ON. IF YOUR SO HAPPY-GO BE HAPPY AND MOVE ALONG. GOOOOOOODDDDDDDD.
-I THINK BRAIN FROM FAMILY GUY WOULD BE THE PERFECT MAN.
-GET OUT OF EACH OTHERS ASSES AND THEN PEOPLE MAY LIKE BEING AROUND YOU BOTH AGAIN.
-NOPE. I DON'T LIKE TO BABYSIT. DON'T GET MAD WHEN I SAY NO. NOT MY KID, NOT MY PROBLEM. SORRY IF THATS A LITTLE HARSH, BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF THINGS I'D LIKE TO DO ON A SATURDAY THEN WATCH YOUR KID.
-I REALLY CAN GO FOR A CHERRY WATER ICE.
-PEOPLE GET RUDE AND DEFENSIVE WHEN THE TRUTH IS THROWN AT THEM.
-IF YOUR GONNA DO SOMETHING FOR SOMEONE, JUST DO IT-DON'T TELL THEM ABOUT IT. THEY WILL HAUNT YOU EVERYDAY UNTIL ITS DONE. SUDDENLY CALLING YOU "JUST TO SAY HI" RIGHT.
-FINDING WORK TAKES MORE THEN SITTING YOUR ASS IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER.
-IF YOU BITCH AND MOAN EVERYTIME SOMEONE TALKS TO YOU, PEOPLE WILL EVENTUALLY STOP CALLING.
-I WORK FOR MY MONEY. I PAY MY BILLS. WHATEVER ELSE I DO WITH IT. IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. EVER.
-YOUR A WHINEY, LOUD, RASPY SMOKING VOICED, LEADER NOT FOLLOWING, OCD, "OMG I'M SO FAT" SKINNY BITCH. I LOVE YOU, BUT STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME. ESPECIALLY LIKE DAYS TODAY WHERE ITS BEAUTIFUL OUTSIDE AND I AM STUCK IN THIS FUCKING 2 BY 4 OF AN OFFICE. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP SINGING. YOU SOUND LIKE DARTH VADER GETTING A PENAL EXAM.
-YES. I AM GOING TO EAT THAT. YES I DO MIND. PLEASE DON'T PUT YOUR DISGUSTING FINGER NEAR MY FOOD. OR YOUR FORK. GET YOUR OWN. THANK YOU. DO I LOOK LIKE SALLY STRUTHERS? I'M NOT HERE TO FEED THE HUNGRY.
-NOBODY IS JEALOUS BECAUSE GUYS WANT TO FUCK YOU. GUYS WILL FUCK ANYTHING, YOU JUST MAKE IT EASIER BECAUSE YOUR A SLUT. THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANYONE JEALOUS, WE INFACT ARE LAUGHING AT YOU. YOU WILL BE LONELY IN THE LONG RUN. NO GUY WANTS A USED UP CRUSTY CUNT. GUYS WILL EVENTUALLY STOP GETTING OFF BY STICKING THEIR DICK IN A TRASH CAN. SORRY FOR THE CONFUSION. GOOD LUCK WITH THE ITCHING.
-I HATE YOUR FAKE "I'M SO CUTE" LAUGH. IT MAKES ME WANT TO PUKE. PLEASE DON'T DO IT AROUND ME. NOPE. I WON'T LAUGH WITH YOU. IF SOMETHING ISN'T FUNNY, I DON'T LAUGH. YOU LOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE.
-I AM ENTITLED TO SAY "NO" AND NOT HAVE A REASON BEHIND IT.
-IF I DO NOT ANSWER MY CELL PHONE WHEN I AM AT WORK-WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WILL WANT TO TALK TO YOU WHEN YOU CALL MY WORK PHONE 2 SECONDS AFTER ME NOT ANSWERING MY CELL PHONE? HELLO. CAPTAIN OBVIOUS.
-IF YOU ARE FAT. YOU ARE GONNA LOOK FAT IN EVERYTHING YOU WEAR. CERTAIN CLOTHES MAY HIDE THE ROLLS A LITTLE BETTER BUT NOBODY ISN'T GONNA KNOW YOUR NOT FAT BECAUSE YOUR COVERING YOUR 3RD CHIN. I AM FAT. YOU WILL NEVER HEAR THE WORDS "DOES THIS MAKE ME LOOK FAT" COME OUT OF MY MOUTH. THATS BECAUSE I DON'T LIE TO MYSELF, YOU SHOULD TRY IT.
-I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHATS TRENDY, AND WHATS "IN" SO PLEASE DON'T UPDATE ME ON THAT. IF I WANT TO WEAR PURPLE NAIL POLISH I WILL. I DON'T GIVE A FLYING RATS ASS THAT WHITE IS IN......I THINK MOST OF TODAY'S FASHION LOOKS LIKE IT WAS DESIGNED BY HELLEN KELLER ANYWAY.
-MY SEX LIFE, MY VAGINA, MY BUSINESS. STOP ASKING. I WILL TELL YOU IF I WANT TO, I DON'T CARE HOW LONG WE HAVE BEEN FRIENDS, WHO YOU ARE, WHAT YOU TELL ME, BLAH BLAH. SUCK A BIG ONE. WHY DO YOU GIVE A SHIT ANYWAY? PERVERT.
-SELFISH PEOPLE RACK MY NERVES.
-I REALLY ENJOY HONEY MUSTARD WITH MY CHICKEN FINGERS AND FRENCH FRIES.
-AGAIN. PLEASE GET OVER IT. PLEASE. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. MOVE ON. IF YOUR SO HAPPY-GO BE HAPPY AND MOVE ALONG. GOOOOOOODDDDDDDD.
-I THINK BRAIN FROM FAMILY GUY WOULD BE THE PERFECT MAN.
-GET OUT OF EACH OTHERS ASSES AND THEN PEOPLE MAY LIKE BEING AROUND YOU BOTH AGAIN.
-NOPE. I DON'T LIKE TO BABYSIT. DON'T GET MAD WHEN I SAY NO. NOT MY KID, NOT MY PROBLEM. SORRY IF THATS A LITTLE HARSH, BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF THINGS I'D LIKE TO DO ON A SATURDAY THEN WATCH YOUR KID.
-I REALLY CAN GO FOR A CHERRY WATER ICE.