SPONGEBOB IS GETTING MARRIED.

WITH SANDY.

Just one thing: WHY.
No, seriously. What the hell, world, what the hell?!
I'm speechless.

1. ... you owned - and hated - a Furby.
2. ... you still know by heart the The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song.
3. ... The X-Files was your shit.
4. ... you watched Dawson's Creek as well.
5. ... you wouldn't miss any Sailor Moon episode and you bitched when you found out some of them had been censored.
6. ... you owned a pogo-stick and couldn't ( Read more... )