yer not cookin!

Dec 06, 2009 15:48

ok, so last night in a fit of drinkin.. I decided I was gonna cook a thing. I wanted to use up my fake hippie morningstar vegan twat crumbles.. cus I was feeling all loving towards the animals.. NOT THAT KIND OF LOVING YOU SICK MONSTER ( Read more... )

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hexed December 7 2009, 04:12:31 UTC
Ok... for serious... we need to get you a cookbook deal. No measuring. No over-specifics. Just good ideas like this written in the same manner. "The Surly Drunkard Cookbook", or something.

Not only will it give people good jumping off points for experimenting, but it'll get people thinking of making up their own shit as they go along.

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angeldye December 7 2009, 05:28:32 UTC
oh yeah, like tossing my fucking chikkin titties in some bbq and cooking the shit outta them in the slow cooker!

where the fuck do I get a cookbook deal? because if fucking COOLIO can do it - then so can I!

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kar3ning December 7 2009, 05:35:44 UTC
What he said. You NEED to have a DAMN HELL-ASS DIY cookbook!!!

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angeldye December 7 2009, 05:37:22 UTC
it's gonna be so sweet imna barf! ;)

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angeldye December 7 2009, 05:39:23 UTC
I would call it "COOKING WITH TOURETTES" but I might get into trouble with some Tourette's people..

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