tell it like it is!!!
If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, TRY
THIS:
Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas,
visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.
Once there, demand that the local government provide
free medical care for you and your entire family.
Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.
Demand free bilingual local government forms,
bulletins, etc. Procreate abunda ntly.
Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible
reproductive behavior with, "It is a cultural U.S.A.
thing. You would not understand, pal."
Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from
your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front
window or on your car bumper.
Speak only English at home and in public and insist
that your children do likewise.
Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican
school system.
Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will
afford other legal rights and will go far to
legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in
Mexico
Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore
local traffic laws.
Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach
English to all its officers.
Then threaten local government with riots if you don't
get your way. And call anyone who disagrees a Racist.
If you agree, pass it on. If you don't, go ahead and
try the above in Mexico
THIS:
Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas,
visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.
Once there, demand that the local government provide
free medical care for you and your entire family.
Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.
Demand free bilingual local government forms,
bulletins, etc. Procreate abunda ntly.
Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible
reproductive behavior with, "It is a cultural U.S.A.
thing. You would not understand, pal."
Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from
your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front
window or on your car bumper.
Speak only English at home and in public and insist
that your children do likewise.
Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican
school system.
Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will
afford other legal rights and will go far to
legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in
Mexico
Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore
local traffic laws.
Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach
English to all its officers.
Then threaten local government with riots if you don't
get your way. And call anyone who disagrees a Racist.
If you agree, pass it on. If you don't, go ahead and
try the above in Mexico