Normal guy Vs Ed Cullen Vs Gyendal
For my own personal enjoyment, hence me not posting it to comms.
Yay Gyendal, because I'm such a fangirl for a flat, personality-less character. So now he's half-OC too.
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A normal guy would say: ‘I love you Baby!’
Edward Cullen would say: ‘You are my life now.’
Gyendal Ravenfoot don't say these kind of things, but he might nibble on you every now and then.
Normal Guy would say: ‘I think I am falling for you.’
Edward Cullen would say: ‘The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb’
Gyendal Ravenfoot wouldn't say anything. He'd just declare he wants you, turn you into a vampire, and cart you off.
Normal Guy would say: ‘You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!’
Edward Cullen would say: ‘Your hair looks like a haystack but I like it.’
Gyendal Ravenfoot doesn't care what your hair looks like and wouldn't even comment on it.
A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.
Edward Cullen would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.
Gyendal Ravenfoot doesn't care for music.
If you die, a normal guy would find another.
If you die, Edward would kill himself because life without you isn’t worth living.
Gyendal Ravenfoot would be the one who killed you (i.e turning you into a vampire), but he will try and keep you as "alive" as you possibly could in your undeath.
As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!”
As you leave the house, Edward Cullen would say: “Come back to me, love.”
As you leave the house, Gyendal Ravenfoot doesn't really say anything.
As you come back to the house, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice.
As you come back to the house, Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you.
As you come back to the house, Gyendal Ravenfoot may not be at home because he's off doing his own thing.
A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast.
Edward Cullen would make you breakfast every day.
Gyendal Ravenfoot taes you out hunting for meals every now and then.
While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
Edward Cullen wouldn’t even notice the waitress was a female.
Gyendal Ravenfoot would stare at the waitress to see if she's healthy enough, then grab her as your dinner.
A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
Edward Cullen, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.
Gyendal Ravenfoot would teleport the two of you home.
While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: ‘I miss you.’
While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: ‘It’s like you’ve taken half of myself with you.’
While far apart in different places, Gyendal Ravenfoot would not care much because he'll be watching you.
A normal guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares.
Edward Cullen would sing until your nightmares went away.
Gyendal Ravenfoot... Do vampires even have nightmares?
A normal guy does it with everyone.
Edward Cullen only does it with one.
Gyendal Ravenfoot doesn't even know what "do it" means.
A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates.
Edward Cullen buys you a car.
Gyendal Ravenfoot gives you an evil empire
A normal guy can help you to stake a vampire pestering you.
Edward Cullen would be the vampire pestering you.
Gyendal Ravenfoot is would be the vampire pestering you, but you shouldn't mind because you are a vampire too.
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Yeah. That's how I think the Gy rolls, anyway. He's not a very likable person.
Yay Gyendal, because I'm such a fangirl for a flat, personality-less character. So now he's half-OC too.
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A normal guy would say: ‘I love you Baby!’
Edward Cullen would say: ‘You are my life now.’
Gyendal Ravenfoot don't say these kind of things, but he might nibble on you every now and then.
Normal Guy would say: ‘I think I am falling for you.’
Edward Cullen would say: ‘The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb’
Gyendal Ravenfoot wouldn't say anything. He'd just declare he wants you, turn you into a vampire, and cart you off.
Normal Guy would say: ‘You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!’
Edward Cullen would say: ‘Your hair looks like a haystack but I like it.’
Gyendal Ravenfoot doesn't care what your hair looks like and wouldn't even comment on it.
A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.
Edward Cullen would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.
Gyendal Ravenfoot doesn't care for music.
If you die, a normal guy would find another.
If you die, Edward would kill himself because life without you isn’t worth living.
Gyendal Ravenfoot would be the one who killed you (i.e turning you into a vampire), but he will try and keep you as "alive" as you possibly could in your undeath.
As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!”
As you leave the house, Edward Cullen would say: “Come back to me, love.”
As you leave the house, Gyendal Ravenfoot doesn't really say anything.
As you come back to the house, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice.
As you come back to the house, Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you.
As you come back to the house, Gyendal Ravenfoot may not be at home because he's off doing his own thing.
A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast.
Edward Cullen would make you breakfast every day.
Gyendal Ravenfoot taes you out hunting for meals every now and then.
While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
Edward Cullen wouldn’t even notice the waitress was a female.
Gyendal Ravenfoot would stare at the waitress to see if she's healthy enough, then grab her as your dinner.
A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
Edward Cullen, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.
Gyendal Ravenfoot would teleport the two of you home.
While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: ‘I miss you.’
While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: ‘It’s like you’ve taken half of myself with you.’
While far apart in different places, Gyendal Ravenfoot would not care much because he'll be watching you.
A normal guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares.
Edward Cullen would sing until your nightmares went away.
Gyendal Ravenfoot... Do vampires even have nightmares?
A normal guy does it with everyone.
Edward Cullen only does it with one.
Gyendal Ravenfoot doesn't even know what "do it" means.
A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates.
Edward Cullen buys you a car.
Gyendal Ravenfoot gives you an evil empire
A normal guy can help you to stake a vampire pestering you.
Edward Cullen would be the vampire pestering you.
Gyendal Ravenfoot is would be the vampire pestering you, but you shouldn't mind because you are a vampire too.
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Yeah. That's how I think the Gy rolls, anyway. He's not a very likable person.