Game of WHAT THE FUCK GRR MARTIN SERIOUSLY?
So I was reading Game of Thrones on the bus today and I got to a Deanerys chapter and then suddenly "His manhood glistened wetly."
Ok, I'm a slash writer and reader. I've seen and used many descriptions of cock. And THIS is writing I would expect in mediocre fanfic or a dime store novel, but not a critically acclaimed novel. But I mean after all those succulent feasts and long velvet robes, I guess a glistening wet manhood isn't exactly unexpected.
Manhood.
Glistened.
Wetly.
I literally loled. Like I loled on the bus so loud the person in front of me on the bus turned around and glared at me. So I stopped reading for a minute and regained my composure and picked the book back up.
And this line was followed by "The khal's mouth twisted in a frown beneath the droop of his long mustachio."
MUSTACHIO
I'm less than 200 pages from the end. I have too make it past these glistening manhoods and fine mustachios. Sweet baby jesus.
Ok, I'm a slash writer and reader. I've seen and used many descriptions of cock. And THIS is writing I would expect in mediocre fanfic or a dime store novel, but not a critically acclaimed novel. But I mean after all those succulent feasts and long velvet robes, I guess a glistening wet manhood isn't exactly unexpected.
Manhood.
Glistened.
Wetly.
I literally loled. Like I loled on the bus so loud the person in front of me on the bus turned around and glared at me. So I stopped reading for a minute and regained my composure and picked the book back up.
And this line was followed by "The khal's mouth twisted in a frown beneath the droop of his long mustachio."
MUSTACHIO
I'm less than 200 pages from the end. I have too make it past these glistening manhoods and fine mustachios. Sweet baby jesus.