Read this post first or this might not make a lot of sense to you.
Bruce: Today I'm going to chew the tape off the drawers and pull things out anyway. Once my mommy is completely awake I'm going to curl up into a ball and go to sleep. Once she thinks the coast is clear and she can get a couple more hours of sleep before her alarm goes off I'm going to wake up and start chewing on the tape again. I'M BRUCE WAYNE. LOVE ME.