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Hi, I'm Bruce Wayne the Batcat and I like to wake my mommy up at 6:00am every day in the most obnoxious way possible.
Bruce: I'm going to start knocking glasses of water and soda over as you sleep.
Me: Ok then, I'm going to make sure there are no cups of liquid within reach.
Buce: That's ok. I'm going to just start knocking everything you own onto the floor. Hairbrushes, papers, make up, lotion bottle.. all of it.
Me: Ok, I'm going to put things into drawers or up high so you can't get to them.
Bruce: Alright. I'm going to start opening drawers and taking things out of them then.
Me: I didn't want to do this, but my drawers are now taped shut. You can't open them anymore.
Bruce: Fine. I'm going to start tipping over your trash can and scattering it's contents all over your floor.
Me: I'm putting the trashcan up on a box now so you can't reach it.
Bruce: Well then, I'm going to start playing with your phone charger as if it were a toy.
Me: I'm putting my phone charger under my pillow from now on.
Bruce: I guess I'm going to just start playing with cords and wires now...
Me: NO OH DEAR GOD HERE'S THE TRASHCAN. PLEASE SCATTER UNTIL YOUR HEART IS CONTENT.
He's innovative in his obnoxious behavior. I cut off one thing and he discovers a new and wonderful way of waking me up. I love him dearly, but I really need to get an undisturbed night of sleep eventually.
Bruce: I'm going to start knocking glasses of water and soda over as you sleep.
Me: Ok then, I'm going to make sure there are no cups of liquid within reach.
Buce: That's ok. I'm going to just start knocking everything you own onto the floor. Hairbrushes, papers, make up, lotion bottle.. all of it.
Me: Ok, I'm going to put things into drawers or up high so you can't get to them.
Bruce: Alright. I'm going to start opening drawers and taking things out of them then.
Me: I didn't want to do this, but my drawers are now taped shut. You can't open them anymore.
Bruce: Fine. I'm going to start tipping over your trash can and scattering it's contents all over your floor.
Me: I'm putting the trashcan up on a box now so you can't reach it.
Bruce: Well then, I'm going to start playing with your phone charger as if it were a toy.
Me: I'm putting my phone charger under my pillow from now on.
Bruce: I guess I'm going to just start playing with cords and wires now...
Me: NO OH DEAR GOD HERE'S THE TRASHCAN. PLEASE SCATTER UNTIL YOUR HEART IS CONTENT.
He's innovative in his obnoxious behavior. I cut off one thing and he discovers a new and wonderful way of waking me up. I love him dearly, but I really need to get an undisturbed night of sleep eventually.