[video] In which Bhamba lets his black romance be a flame, not an ember

[angel_junk]

[ It's a transmission full of SCIENCE coming to you live from your Wonderland grounds! It features Bhamba positioned on one knee (behind a car-sized version of this, yelling passionately window-wards. ]

Commander! Please accept this modest explosive device as a token of my appreciation!

[ Oh, but that is far from the end of it

Comments

video;

[last_liar]

Are you trying to kill people?

[angel_junk]

Of course not! Why would I do that?

[last_liar]

That thing seems kind of dangerous.

[angel_junk]

Then my work here is done.

[last_liar]

....So you just want to injure people?

[angel_junk]

The only thing that might break anytime soon is my heart if the beautiful commander does not accept my explosive proposal.

[last_liar]

I...I see.

[angel_junk]

[ Does Bhamba detect a hint of scepticism? ]

What would you give her instead? Something that doesn't detonate?

[ The very idea! ]

[last_liar]

Yeah. Definitely something that doesn't detonate. But I get the feeling you and I have really, really different ideas about what's appropriate.

[Since, y'know, you thought shoving responsibility for a dozen horny porcupines onto a teenager was a great idea.]

[angel_junk]

Something that doesn't... Are you suggesting poisonous gas instead?

[ DAMN STRAIGHT IT WAS. ]

[last_liar]

No.

[angel_junk]

...Man-eating plants?

[last_liar]

....How big?