[video] In which Bhamba lets his black romance be a flame, not an ember

[angel_junk]

[ It's a transmission full of SCIENCE coming to you live from your Wonderland grounds! It features Bhamba positioned on one knee (behind a car-sized version of this, yelling passionately window-wards. ]

Commander! Please accept this modest explosive device as a token of my appreciation!

[ Oh, but that is far from the end of it

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[video forever]

[usskickass]

[Oh. Dear. Lord.]

What the hell did you do?!

[SHE DOESN'T SWEAR OFTEN. THIS IS A BIG DEAL.]

[angel_junk]

I noticed you have an interest in athletic pursuits, so I sent you something to keep you on your toes.

[usskickass]

Are you nuts? This is gonna hurt someone!

[Probably her.]

This thing is dangerous!

[angel_junk]

You are very observant. Did you ever consider detective work?

[usskickass]

You can't do this to people! Take it back!

[angel_junk]

Yes, I can. No, I will not.

Is that all? I have very important wooing business I need to attend to.

[usskickass]

Oh my God, you can't be serious.

[angel_junk]

Is that what people say about your face all the time?

[usskickass]

[Fffffwhat.]

I can't even-- you are such an ass!

[angel_junk]

That could be true. Or you could have absolutely no appreciation of a first class flaming plate robot when you see one.

[usskickass]

What good purpose could this possibly serve?

[angel_junk]

This may come as a surprise to you and I understand that the name can be very misleading, so I will put this into the smallest words I know:

It. Sets. Things. On fire.