Things That I Hate

Dec 01, 2004 20:10

1. I hate that I'm nauseous.

2. I hate that when I called AOL to cancel my subscription, I was subjected to a spiel about broadband.

3. I hate doing laundry.

4. I hate that since I stopped taking the pill, I have no fucking clue when my period is going to show up.

5. I hate that there is a dearth of good Rory/Logan and/or Rory/Marty GG fic.

6. I hate winter.

7. I hate that cell phone batteries don't have unlimited charge.

8. I hate that my godson is going to be two years old tomorrow, and I can't even get a date.

9. I hate that I am 27 years old and have no sex life.

10. I hate that I am preoccupied with numbers 8 and 9.

On the other hand, I really, really love my iPod.

And why doesn't my mood theme include "bitchtastic"?

ETA:
11. I hate that fucking commerical with Snoop Dogg and his fabric softener, because don't tell me he doesn't have a washer with a damn spot for the fabric softener, or at least a damn Downy ball.

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