These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He ( Read more... )

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forcing your employees to listen to Britney Spears and Paris Hilton' s (and I use the term loosely) music should be considered a violation of their constitutional right against cruel and unusual punishment.

On a side note I I feel as if I've been vindicated. For years as child I would be repimaned by teachers for daydreaming, and now I've found ( Read more... )

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Well they finally started the construction on CVS (which should have stated last June - only 8 months late) and the now pretty much the whole store is covered in a visible layer of dust which doesn't always come off with a duster.  It's quite annoying and time consuming, because no only do I have to go around the whole store and straighten the ( Read more... )

it still doesn't make your music suck any less ( Read more... )

you scream,
we all scream for ice cream in the middle of December???

As if anyone needs proof that the whether is wonky, I treated myself to some gelato. I live near Boston, I should be freezing my butt off, not enjoying frozen treats.

And since I have your attention, does anyone know the difference between ice cream and gelato?

The more I work in retail, the more I want to become a recluse.

Or a serial killer.

Hmmm, maybe both.