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Dear Emma's body,
Fuck you. I wanted to donate platelets today, but you wouldn't let me because you flipped out when the needle went into your arm. This is literally the 4th time I've been to the donor center and I've only actually been able to donate blood once. The first time they wouldn't let me because I'd been to Mexico, which I can understand. The second time I was all good, and I donated some whole blood. The third time I tried to donate platelets, but my heamatocrit was one point too low. This time, it wasn't anybody's fault but yours, you and your stupid vasal vagal reactions to everything. ARGH! This is so unbearably stupid. It should not be this hard to do a good thing. So yeah, body, fuck you.
-Emma
Fuck you. I wanted to donate platelets today, but you wouldn't let me because you flipped out when the needle went into your arm. This is literally the 4th time I've been to the donor center and I've only actually been able to donate blood once. The first time they wouldn't let me because I'd been to Mexico, which I can understand. The second time I was all good, and I donated some whole blood. The third time I tried to donate platelets, but my heamatocrit was one point too low. This time, it wasn't anybody's fault but yours, you and your stupid vasal vagal reactions to everything. ARGH! This is so unbearably stupid. It should not be this hard to do a good thing. So yeah, body, fuck you.
-Emma