[7% Memories] [Video]

[sardine_power]

Your attention please, everybody! This latest deluge of memories are of utmost importance for us all

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[prodigious_mage]

[Palom grows paler and paler as Valvatorez goes down the list.]

What about candy? Does candy prevent hypovita-whateverisis?

[sardine_power]

I'm afraid not, lad.

[prodigious_mage]

But sardines are gross! There's gotta be something else to eat! ...Cookies?

[sardine_power]

If your enemy is an acquired taste, then you must acquire it! Eat sardines every day, and soon they will be as delicious to you as they are nutritious.

[prodigious_mage]

...

I guess I'm just gonna hafta die of rickets, then.

[sardine_power]

Such a pity.

[prodigious_mage]

I know, right?

...Hey! You know what you should do? Since you know so much about sardines, you should come up with something to make them taste like candy! Like... chocolate-covered sardines! Or... sardine marshmallows!

[sardine_power]

That's...

...it's brilliant! A new kind of sardine, easily accessible to even the weakest of palettes!

[prodigious_mage]

And people with a sense of taste! It'll be great. I bet you'll make tons of money.

[sardine_power]

I shall have to take this into advisement.

[prodigious_mage]

Just let me know when you're starting to sell and I'll take my half of the profits.