Proof the library makes you crazy

[anela22]

It has been decided by Melissa and I that Mary Wollstonecraft is a whore and liked author gang bangs, especially when she was being pounded by Swift (in the ass), Dryden (from the front), and Pope (in the mouth) all at once.

That is all.

p.s. Swift totally enjoyed smacking her ass with a riding crop, and sometimes Pope too, just for shits and

Comments

[wlfhund]

Yep.
It's official.
You're off your rocker.

Oh, wait. Honey? You were off your rocker before.

Glad to see you actually remembered how to log into LJ. *grins*

I missed you this weekend sweetheart. I'll call you tomorrow!
Loves and snuggles.

[anela22]

I miss you too babe! The library usually results in insanity... you know this. =P Huggles and luff!

[anela22]

Yes, but only because that means you are as sick as the two of us. I'm sure this situation would have been much worse had you been in the library with us.

[mercury5_girl]

wtf???

Who was Mary W. married to? Wasn't she the one who eloped, or was that her mother?

[anela22]

I cant remember her real history, but this was what myself and a fellow english grad student came up with after locking ourselves in a small study room and drinking 2 energy drinks and working for 5+ hours--craziness ensued.

How have you been?

[fausti]

It is true that we Popes like a good ass smacking now and then... ;)

[anela22]

Heh, I'll keep that in mind... I'm sure I've still got my riding crop somewhere. =P The library often results in moments of english insanity.

[wondershot]

Dryden was totally a foot man.

[anela22]

I would argue that he was totally a hair man and would cite Rape of the Lock as reasoning for this. Can we say carpet muncher?

[wondershot]

Excellent scholarship, Miss Anela.