Proof the library makes you crazy

[anela22]

It has been decided by Melissa and I that Mary Wollstonecraft is a whore and liked author gang bangs, especially when she was being pounded by Swift (in the ass), Dryden (from the front), and Pope (in the mouth) all at once.

That is all.

p.s. Swift totally enjoyed smacking her ass with a riding crop, and sometimes Pope too, just for shits and

Comments

[wondershot]

Dryden was totally a foot man.

[anela22]

I would argue that he was totally a hair man and would cite Rape of the Lock as reasoning for this. Can we say carpet muncher?

[wondershot]

Excellent scholarship, Miss Anela.

[unvanquished]

That's a good call. Too many hours in the library will have one confused about 17th Century satire. I guess we can go back to assuming that Dryden was a foot man.

[anela22]

I blame tiredness and energy drinks for the error... and this whole conversation... oh and lit crit too! DAMN YOU LIT CRIT!

[unvanquished]

And don't forget 599. Damn you Harner!