In A Mellotone....Take 1
Holy craptacular, Batman! This has been a horribly boring day today. Especially considering I've had the house to myself for the day. I could've even gone on a bender today. But I also knew that drinking by my lonesome in the house would no doubt lead me to asking myself dangerous questions....which inevitably lead to dangerous experiments. I'll give you an example of this drunken logic (I should add that I'm sober and have been all day, much to my chagrin):
Dangerous question: Could I mow the lawn drunk?
Dangerous experiment: Breaking out the lawnmower after reaching that happy little state that I like to call 'peched'.
But yeah, instead I just did laundry, vaccuumed downstairs, and filled up the water jugs for the cooler. I never ended up doing the lawn, though. The reason being is because I found a frog in the lawn as I stepped out to give Mickey a scratch mid-morning. Frogs are one of my biggest fears. Yes, I realize that the frog card is trumped by the lawnmower card, but frog entrails are equally scary for me....especially when they're flying all around me.
This was after I was greeted by Mickey howling at me from outside, so I opened up the door. She looks up at me, with something in her mouth, and drops a dead frog about 2 feet from my half-awake, slightly petrified, and barely clothed self. Then she proceeded to tell me the entire story behind her kill through a series of MROWS and other kitty-speak.
On a bright note, though, I downloaded the 50th episode of the epic Halo-based series "Red vs. Blue: The Blood Gulch Chronicles". That show makes me laugh disgustingly hard. Its well worth the 2 hours it takes me to download each episode (stupid fucking dialup).
Hmmmmm....and on top of that, I'm hungry. And I just ate 2 burgers an hour ago!!! Subway & Milky Way are calling to me. This only proves my point from before that I eat WAY more than my little sister....or anyone else in my family for that matter.
Somebody wanna show me a last-minute bit of love for tonight? Boozing perhaps? Yes? No? Awww fuck it.
Dangerous question: Could I mow the lawn drunk?
Dangerous experiment: Breaking out the lawnmower after reaching that happy little state that I like to call 'peched'.
But yeah, instead I just did laundry, vaccuumed downstairs, and filled up the water jugs for the cooler. I never ended up doing the lawn, though. The reason being is because I found a frog in the lawn as I stepped out to give Mickey a scratch mid-morning. Frogs are one of my biggest fears. Yes, I realize that the frog card is trumped by the lawnmower card, but frog entrails are equally scary for me....especially when they're flying all around me.
This was after I was greeted by Mickey howling at me from outside, so I opened up the door. She looks up at me, with something in her mouth, and drops a dead frog about 2 feet from my half-awake, slightly petrified, and barely clothed self. Then she proceeded to tell me the entire story behind her kill through a series of MROWS and other kitty-speak.
On a bright note, though, I downloaded the 50th episode of the epic Halo-based series "Red vs. Blue: The Blood Gulch Chronicles". That show makes me laugh disgustingly hard. Its well worth the 2 hours it takes me to download each episode (stupid fucking dialup).
Hmmmmm....and on top of that, I'm hungry. And I just ate 2 burgers an hour ago!!! Subway & Milky Way are calling to me. This only proves my point from before that I eat WAY more than my little sister....or anyone else in my family for that matter.
Somebody wanna show me a last-minute bit of love for tonight? Boozing perhaps? Yes? No? Awww fuck it.