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Mar 23, 2005 19:36

*Settles down with a bottle of whiskey in the park and mopes ( Read more... )

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star_brow March 23 2005, 12:01:09 UTC

*is out exploring*

*hears you ranting*

At least she didn't leave you for an ocean. >:|

andunie_heir March 23 2005, 12:44:50 UTC

At least the ocean didn't kill you!

. . .

Wait, maybe it did, who are you?

star_brow March 23 2005, 13:19:29 UTC

*sniffs reproachfully*

Perhaps you'd like to rephrase that question, SIR? In a more RESPECTFUL manner?

And the ocean DID, in fact, kill me, so NYAH. >:p

andunie_heir March 23 2005, 13:26:14 UTC

Not really. Who are you?

star_brow March 23 2005, 13:33:12 UTC

My name is Erendis, but you may call me Queen Elestirnë.

I give you one last chance to apologize for your rudeness, male human.

andunie_heir March 23 2005, 13:38:47 UTC

Ohhhhhhh, you're that psycho, bad-tempered, vengeful, man-hating bitch! You're like my idol, you've had a big influence on me...except for the man-hating bitch part. I'm down with the psycho, bad-tempered and vengeful bits though.

star_brow March 23 2005, 13:41:29 UTC

*isn't sure whether to be flattered or annoyed* :/

Your...idol? Are you one of my descendants, by any chance? :|

andunie_heir March 23 2005, 13:50:18 UTC

Yep! I'm not in the royal house though, I'm the heir to...well I WOULD have been the heir to Andúnië if I hadn't been murdered. *twitch*

star_brow March 23 2005, 13:52:32 UTC

Murdered! Varda's stars! Who would do a thing like that to such a nice simpering idiot man like yourself?

*sniggers*

andunie_heir March 23 2005, 14:03:14 UTC

Pharazôn, that's who. Stole my girl. Killed me. Covered it up. Carried on being best mates with my brother, lying, deceitful bastard...

star_brow March 23 2005, 14:06:36 UTC

Ah. I've met that one already. Can't say I found him all that bad, for a man, of course. HE at least addressed me with the proper amount of awe and sent me wine. >:|

andunie_heir March 23 2005, 14:15:40 UTC

Don't trust him, he's a crooked as a dog's back leg. If he's nice to you that only means he's got an ulterior motive.

star_brow March 23 2005, 14:22:33 UTC

Trust him? How you amuse me. Just because I drink his wine and plan on hitting him up for money doesn't mean I TRUST the man.

I TRUST NO MAN. *glares at you pointedly*

andunie_heir March 23 2005, 14:27:23 UTC

*notes the glare* Pffft. Like I care? I don't trust anyone either, except possibly my brother.

star_brow March 23 2005, 14:29:12 UTC

Oh. That's rather wise.

*wow, is, like, totally impressed or something*

andunie_heir March 23 2005, 14:30:37 UTC

They're all against me! He's charmed them all with his money and his peanuts!

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