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*Settles down with a bottle of whiskey in the park and mopes.*
*Wraps the bottle in the de-riguer brown paper bag, because that way the authorities will NEVER GUESS that he's drinking in an open public place.*
Why does no one understand? Don't they realise how much it sucks for your fiancee to dump you for her cousin? A cousin who everyone likes for some reason, despite the fact that he's an arrogant, incestuous, ambitious, murderous, traitorous, pig-dog?
NO ONE understands my pain.
*Swigs*
Hic!
*Wraps the bottle in the de-riguer brown paper bag, because that way the authorities will NEVER GUESS that he's drinking in an open public place.*
Why does no one understand? Don't they realise how much it sucks for your fiancee to dump you for her cousin? A cousin who everyone likes for some reason, despite the fact that he's an arrogant, incestuous, ambitious, murderous, traitorous, pig-dog?
NO ONE understands my pain.
*Swigs*
Hic!