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Mar 11, 2005 09:58

If i were a month I would be: october.
If I were a day of the week I would be: satuday.
If I were a time of day I would be: midnight.
If I were a planet I would be: Jupiter.
If I were a sea animal I would be: Great White Shark.
If I were a direction I would be: South.
If I were a sin I would be: Wrath, or inversely I could be charitous..depends on an given definition of sin..
If I were a liquid I would be: Jack Daniels.
If I were a stone, I would be: that one that gets caught in your shoe somehow.
If I were a tree, I would be: Redwood.
If I were a bird, I would be: Falcon.
If I were a weapon, I would be: M4/A3.
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: Poison Ivy.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: A Hurricane.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: A Dragon.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: Guitar.
If I were an animal, I would be: Bengal Tiger
If I were a color, I would be: black.
If I were an emotion, I would be: Hatred.
If I were a vegetable, I would be: Potato, fuck you, potato.
If I were a sound, I would be: Screams.
If I were an element, I would be: Fire.
If I were a song, I would be: Anorexia Nervosa - Black Death, None the less. -or- Naglfar - I Am Vengeance
If I were a book, I would be written by: H.P. Lovecraft.
If I were a place, I would be: Midian.
If I were a material, I would be: Steel.
If I were a scent, I would be: Death.
If I were a religion, I would be: Christianity. Why? Because it single-handedly causes more deaths than anything known to man. Fuck religion
If I were a word, I would be: Fuck.
If I were an object, I would be: A Guitar.
If I were a facial expression I would be: A blank stare.
If I were a subject in school I would be: Art.
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Peter Griffin.
If I were a shape I would be: inverted crucifix.
If I were a number I would be: either 5, 6, or 7. Depending on how I felt that day. Because they're all biblical numbers assinged to, 5-Humans, 6-Failure ie the devil, 7 - "perfection" God.
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