Dear
kev_bot:
I just wanted to let you know that I do not think you are cool, but had I actually commented on your post to let you know, it would have raised the number of comments on your post, thus giving you the false impression that you were, in fact, cool.
XOXO,
androidqueen, Big Fat Meanie
P.S.
Okay, if you don't rise to the bait, it's not any fun.