Years ago it was suggested that "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."
But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works a treat!

So, it seems some Local Councils are planning on charging any company that has more than 11 parking spaces. Per space, in order to try to reduce congestion. Of course. Not to make up some funds from people who don't have any other options - heaven forbid I ever get cynical...

And you think we have it bad for traffic? Beijing has a 9-day 100km ( Read more... )

Outrage as BBC footage of A-level students getting results is actually a repeat

A-level students have expressed shock and disappointment after being denied the chance to excitedly jump up and down live on TV as they receive their results, following a BBC decision to re-broadcast video of last year’s pupils instead.

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Then watch Tim Minchin - Storm...

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Hilarious!
(Whether or not you agree, it's beautifully done...)

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Magician David Blaine is said to be gutted that his record of doing fuck all in a box for 42 days has been broken. Wayne Rooney is said to be chuffed...

LOL!

A friend just pointed out the World Cup is just like World War 2.

The French f off early. As do the I'ties.

The Americans turn up at the last minute to claim the glory.

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And we're left to fight the Germans!!

I'm not sure that the Russians will open up a second front on Sunday afternoon though...

The England team went to visit an Orphanage in South Africa this morning.

( A short account of the trip behind here... )

... young binge drinkers blame alcohol for ... sleeping with partners they do not find attractive ... Scarily, 28% of 18-30 year olds, it seems, fall into this group... Blame alcohol? Naah, they're just tarts!