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Long Survey About Yourself
What time are you starting this?: 3:04 pm
Name?: andrew
Nicknames?: drew, dc, ezz, desert, cummins, biggun, lurch, probably more
Date of birth?: 8-16-86
Sex?: yes please
Height?: between 5'11" and 6'6", depending on what convenient store i'm leaving
Eye color?: green. and brown. like sick person poop, but nicer
Where were you born?: tampa, cuz no one knows where dunedin is
Number of candles on your last birthday cake?: scooby doo
Pets?: my neighbor's dog
Hair color?: would be pink if i wouldn't get fired
Piercings?: fraid not
Town you live in?: somewhere between columbus, brunswick, savannah, and tampa. i live in statesboro...?
Favorite foods?: stuff with cheese. and chicken. and meat. and cornbread. and pie without blue hair. and women.
Ever been to Africa?: fuckin black people
Been toilet papering?: is that like papier mache?
Love someone so much it made you cry?: no
Been in a car accident?: damn old woman, why would you go down the street backwards anyway?!
Croutons or bacon bits?: croutons. from outback! with bacon, but in strips, not bits
Favorite day of the week?: saturday. i've got a higher average of getting laid on saturdays. and you can sleep late =D
Favorite resturant?: I HUNGER FOR FLESH!
Favorite flower?: stinky gas!
Favorite sport to watch?: football....crunchy
Favorite drink?: irish car bomb. bar NONE
Favorite ice cream flavor?: brains
Warner Bros. or Disney?: dubya bee
Favorite fast food restuarant?: wasn't this already asked?
Carpet color in your bedroom?: i just checked again, the previous question wasn't already asked. kfc is on my mind right now
How many times did you fail your driver's test?: damn, trying to catch up. i can't see my carpet, i'll tell you when i move out
Whom did you get your last email from?: i didn't fail shit, even tho i can't parallel park worth a damn
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?: SCORE, this answers the previous question AND this one: EB Games
What do you do most often when you are bored?: gotta say, i play video games, or if the place is deserted, i clean the pipes if i'm in the mood (bow chicka bow wow)
Most annoying thing to say to me?: how tall are you? (how tall do you think i am? it doesnt matter, cuz you're short and worthless to mating, and according to darwin's theory on survival, you should be DDEEAADD!
Bedtime?: past midnight. or whenever the girl says 'lets go take a nap'. which isnt often enough...
Favorite TV show?: CSI bitches. i just hope they never come after me with one of those blacklights...if so, I'M FUCKED
Last person you went out to dinner with?:: lucy, with stolen car lot balloons (ask later)
Been out of country?: i've got my green card damn you!
Believe in magick?: now i've got a bad pop song stuck in my head
Ford or Chevy?: nissan?
What are you listening to right now?: soccer moms bitch at their whiny ass kids. bitches.
Have you ever failed a grade?: came damn close once :P
If you have, what grade did you fail?: grade f?
Do you have a crush on someone?: yep. and with a month left in school, i'm still gonna pursue that shit.
Do you have a bf/gf?: iiiii wish.
If so, what is their name?: damn why must you taunt me?!
How long have you been together?: i will cut you.
What are you wearing right now?: panties. (sorry that answer deserved to be left from the last person that took it. hot.)
Would you have sex before marriage?: hehe...been there, done that. and bought the t-shirt.
Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: ms. nail. PERIOD. (todd = pussy)
Are you a virgin?: no....thanks to an awesome chick :)
Do you smoke?: nope
Do you drink?: wait, how could i have a favorite drink if i dont...nvm
Are you ghetto?: its hard out here for a pimp...sorry, what? i was singing my theme song...
Are you a player?: haha, no. yeah, no. definitely. definitely no.
What are your favorite colors?: green. and black. and purple. and orange. tasty...
What is your favorite animal?: froggin it up!
Do you have any birthmarks?: markmarkmarkwaitthatsafreckle
Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: no
Who do you talk to most on the phone?: the receiver?
Have you ever been slapped?: no, i don't get slap, i slap them. get it straight
Do you get online a lot?: i get it offline, i get it online, i get it.
Are you shy or outgoing?: outgoing
Do you shower?: only when i feel like running soapy hands down my naked body
Do you hate school?: i hate school like school hates me
Do you have a social life?: yeah. no.
How easily do you trust people?: damn hobos...
Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: NO I'M NOT AN ALIEN. YOU SEE NOTHING, NOTHING!!
Would you ever sky dive?: i would love to jump out of a perfectly good airplane
Do you like to dance?: shake dat ass
Have you ever been out of state?: i'm out of state now. which state on the other hand...
Do you like to travel?: got hoes in different area codes
Have you ever been expelled from school?: fraid not
Have you ever been suspended from school?: just call me goody two shoes
Do you want to get out of your hometown?: wait, i AM out of my hometown
Are you spoiled?: like bad meat. but seriously no.
Are you a brat?: (thats not a very nice thing to say)
Have you ever been dumped?: um...not really. well...it's complicated
Have you ever gotten high?: high as a-....no...no i haven't.
Do you like snapple?: i'll snap your ple
Do you drink a lot of water?: when i drown i drink a lot of water
What toothpaste do you use?: mm.....caulk....
Do you have a cell phone?: i wish i had one of those bigass satellite phones
Do you have a curfew?: lol, no way
Who do you look up to?: smart people. cuz theyre smart. or something.
Are you a role model?: boo-yeah, i'm like a greek hero or something.
Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point?: what?
What name brand do you wear the most?: the cheap kind
What kind of jewelry do you wear?: watch. i'm a guy.
What do you want pierced?: no comment
Do you like takin pictures?: yes
Do you like gettin your picture taken?: i'm photogenic like hell.
Do you have a tan?: i started out tan
Do you get annoyed easily?: there's 159 counties in this great state of ours...i'll put a piece of you in every one.
Have you ever started a rumor?: yeah....jfk had ONE assassin....ONE.....
Do you have your own phone or phone line?: cell = awesomeness
Do you have your own pool?: like a gambling pool? cuz i'm a loan shark, it's what i do..
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: boxers. briefs are...constricting...
Do you have any siblings?: dos el siblings-o
Have you ever been played?: you know it. and by you i mean amanda and adrian....bitch...
Have you ever played anyone?: that depends what you mean by "Have"
Do you get along with your parents?: so far so good. except for the fights
How do you vent your anger?: gravy, and i'm gonna leave it at that
Have you ever ran away?: i'm still running...one armed man....fugitive....gotta get away...
Have you ever been fired from a job?: hell nah, i'm too awesome for that.
Do you even have a job?: i'm....at work now....
Do you daydream a lot?: and then fabio stroked my hair....wait, what?
Do you have a lot of ex's?: like i said before, i've got hoes in different area codes (ba-ZING)
Do you run your mouth?: i don't even stop
What do you want a tattoo of?: a circle of the names ezz, ryome, and exaria
What do you have a tattoo of?: i've got a lot of brown dots. i forget which are tattoos and which are freckles
What does your ex bf/gf look like?: not gonna lie. she's a babe. babe-a-licious. schwing-able.
What does your most recent crush look like?: blonde and blue eyed....and romantic (not a bitch. how is that possible?)
Whats her/his name?: amanda. i mean...adrian. i mean...shit! *shoots himself in head*
Have you ever been bitched out?: by both amanda AND adrian. i love my friends =D
Are you rude?: fuuuuuuck no. unless i'm drunk. or sober. so i'm good when i'm asleep
What was the last compliment you recieved?: you are awesome - me
Do you like getting dirty?: i dont want to brag, but i am kind of a freak....oohhhh yeah...
Are you flexiable?: like a 180 pound white guy
What is your heritage?: native american and irish. that means i can get drunk and then bitch about how the white man raped my lands
What is your lucky number?: 12...no, wait, 13! (eat that reference) but seriously 8
What does your hair look like right now?: currently spiky. and i want it blue.
Could you ever be a vegetarian?: fuck no, i eat meeeeeeat.
Describe your looks?: kind of like a guy.
If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?: blue. dark blue.
Would you ever date someone younger than you?: i have.
Would you ever date someone older than you?: i have. and i'm visiting her tonight (bow chicka bow wow)
When was the last time you were drunk?: monday night. i dont know why.
How many rings until you answer the phone?: first try
Have you ever been skinny dipping?: no *puts clothes back on* but really yes. wait, is a shower considered skinny dipping?
If yes, when was the last time?: not sure. a while back
When was the last time you went on a date?: haha, date. people don't date me :P
Do you look more like your mother or father?: both. i sound a lot like my dad, act like both, but look like my mom i guess
Do you cry a lot?: i don't cry...i'm a man's man!
Do you ever cry to get your way?: um. no.
What phrase do you use most when on the phone?: um. hello?
Are you the romantic type?: yep. and i plan on doing something romantic next weekend...wish me luck
Have you ever been chased by cops?: rodney king bitches!
What do you like most about your body?: i've never had to be worried about the size of my manhood, that's always a plus
What do you like least about your body?: my face
When did you have your first crush?: years ago. like, 2nd grade years ago :P
When was the last time you threw up?: in the fall. long story, involves LOTS of alcohol
In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: something about a redhead....but in the absence of that, a brunette
Do you ever wear shirts do show your belly?: not usually no. was this aimed at girls?!
What about cleavage?: DAMMIT i'm taking a fucking girl's quiz, no WONDER these questions were odd!
Is your best friend a virgin?: i dont know right now ADRIAN!
Have you ever fucked someone up?: i fuck with people's's's heads all the time. it's my bag baby!
Have you ever been fucked up?: i haven't dren binkin occifer!
What theme does your room have?: eclectic, whatever works. and is awesome.
What size show do you wear?: big. big big. like, i could float on them if it came down to it.
What is your screen name on AIM?: greek god + profession = me, bitches.
How are you feeling right now?: thinking: FUCK THIS IS A LONG FEMALE QUIZ
When was the last time you were at a party?: been a while, but lately theyve sucked anyway. aint no thang
Have you ever given a lapdance?: it always ends up being more funny than sexy
Have you ever recieved one?: NO, but i want one...
Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: half the theatre dept thinks that me and lucy are dating. i think not.
What is one of your bad qualilties?: i'm insecure
What is one of your good qualilties?: i have a sense of humor. or i try to anyway
Would you marry for money?: hey, if it came down to it, i would make an old woman's last month a damn good one, and if i got rich afterwards, GO ME.
What do you drive?: a nissan xterra
Are you more of a mommys or daddys child?: first mom, now dad. but that sounds weird...
So?: damn you, damn the broccoli, and damn the wright brothers!
Well?: "hey grif! chupa-thingy! how about that?"
When was the last time you cried in school?: i cant remember
Would you ever hook up with the same sex?: *shudder* hairy pointy things....*shudder again*
What kind of music do you like?: rock and classic rock....they rock! and other stuff
Would you ever bungee jump?: bring it!
What is your worst fear?: failure
Would you ever join the army?: i could be a ranger....spec ops, oohhh yeah....
Do you like cows?: moo
If you were to die today, what would you do?: depends, how am i going to die? maybe see a doctor to prevent that shit?
If you had one last word to say to someone before you die, what would it b?: GOOFAGIO!!
Do you like to party?: does anyone see my pants?
Hearts or broken hearts?: hearts stars and horseshoes, clovers and blue moons! pots of gold and rainbows, and the red balloons!
Moons or stars?: see above
Coke or pepsi?: DISAGREEABLE!
Favorite scent?: too many to name. after a long stint with nothing, a woman smells reallllly nice, without making that sound creepy
Favorite band?: the rubber band band they used to have in the looney tunes, with rubber bands playing instruments. rock out.
Would you ever dye your hair red?: redheads is hot. i might end up staring at the mirror too much...
How many languages can you speak?: english, pretty good in spanish, pretty good at asl
What time are you finishing this?: 5:22....i took breaks damn you!
What time are you starting this?: 3:04 pm
Name?: andrew
Nicknames?: drew, dc, ezz, desert, cummins, biggun, lurch, probably more
Date of birth?: 8-16-86
Sex?: yes please
Height?: between 5'11" and 6'6", depending on what convenient store i'm leaving
Eye color?: green. and brown. like sick person poop, but nicer
Where were you born?: tampa, cuz no one knows where dunedin is
Number of candles on your last birthday cake?: scooby doo
Pets?: my neighbor's dog
Hair color?: would be pink if i wouldn't get fired
Piercings?: fraid not
Town you live in?: somewhere between columbus, brunswick, savannah, and tampa. i live in statesboro...?
Favorite foods?: stuff with cheese. and chicken. and meat. and cornbread. and pie without blue hair. and women.
Ever been to Africa?: fuckin black people
Been toilet papering?: is that like papier mache?
Love someone so much it made you cry?: no
Been in a car accident?: damn old woman, why would you go down the street backwards anyway?!
Croutons or bacon bits?: croutons. from outback! with bacon, but in strips, not bits
Favorite day of the week?: saturday. i've got a higher average of getting laid on saturdays. and you can sleep late =D
Favorite resturant?: I HUNGER FOR FLESH!
Favorite flower?: stinky gas!
Favorite sport to watch?: football....crunchy
Favorite drink?: irish car bomb. bar NONE
Favorite ice cream flavor?: brains
Warner Bros. or Disney?: dubya bee
Favorite fast food restuarant?: wasn't this already asked?
Carpet color in your bedroom?: i just checked again, the previous question wasn't already asked. kfc is on my mind right now
How many times did you fail your driver's test?: damn, trying to catch up. i can't see my carpet, i'll tell you when i move out
Whom did you get your last email from?: i didn't fail shit, even tho i can't parallel park worth a damn
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?: SCORE, this answers the previous question AND this one: EB Games
What do you do most often when you are bored?: gotta say, i play video games, or if the place is deserted, i clean the pipes if i'm in the mood (bow chicka bow wow)
Most annoying thing to say to me?: how tall are you? (how tall do you think i am? it doesnt matter, cuz you're short and worthless to mating, and according to darwin's theory on survival, you should be DDEEAADD!
Bedtime?: past midnight. or whenever the girl says 'lets go take a nap'. which isnt often enough...
Favorite TV show?: CSI bitches. i just hope they never come after me with one of those blacklights...if so, I'M FUCKED
Last person you went out to dinner with?:: lucy, with stolen car lot balloons (ask later)
Been out of country?: i've got my green card damn you!
Believe in magick?: now i've got a bad pop song stuck in my head
Ford or Chevy?: nissan?
What are you listening to right now?: soccer moms bitch at their whiny ass kids. bitches.
Have you ever failed a grade?: came damn close once :P
If you have, what grade did you fail?: grade f?
Do you have a crush on someone?: yep. and with a month left in school, i'm still gonna pursue that shit.
Do you have a bf/gf?: iiiii wish.
If so, what is their name?: damn why must you taunt me?!
How long have you been together?: i will cut you.
What are you wearing right now?: panties. (sorry that answer deserved to be left from the last person that took it. hot.)
Would you have sex before marriage?: hehe...been there, done that. and bought the t-shirt.
Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: ms. nail. PERIOD. (todd = pussy)
Are you a virgin?: no....thanks to an awesome chick :)
Do you smoke?: nope
Do you drink?: wait, how could i have a favorite drink if i dont...nvm
Are you ghetto?: its hard out here for a pimp...sorry, what? i was singing my theme song...
Are you a player?: haha, no. yeah, no. definitely. definitely no.
What are your favorite colors?: green. and black. and purple. and orange. tasty...
What is your favorite animal?: froggin it up!
Do you have any birthmarks?: markmarkmarkwaitthatsafreckle
Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: no
Who do you talk to most on the phone?: the receiver?
Have you ever been slapped?: no, i don't get slap, i slap them. get it straight
Do you get online a lot?: i get it offline, i get it online, i get it.
Are you shy or outgoing?: outgoing
Do you shower?: only when i feel like running soapy hands down my naked body
Do you hate school?: i hate school like school hates me
Do you have a social life?: yeah. no.
How easily do you trust people?: damn hobos...
Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: NO I'M NOT AN ALIEN. YOU SEE NOTHING, NOTHING!!
Would you ever sky dive?: i would love to jump out of a perfectly good airplane
Do you like to dance?: shake dat ass
Have you ever been out of state?: i'm out of state now. which state on the other hand...
Do you like to travel?: got hoes in different area codes
Have you ever been expelled from school?: fraid not
Have you ever been suspended from school?: just call me goody two shoes
Do you want to get out of your hometown?: wait, i AM out of my hometown
Are you spoiled?: like bad meat. but seriously no.
Are you a brat?: (thats not a very nice thing to say)
Have you ever been dumped?: um...not really. well...it's complicated
Have you ever gotten high?: high as a-....no...no i haven't.
Do you like snapple?: i'll snap your ple
Do you drink a lot of water?: when i drown i drink a lot of water
What toothpaste do you use?: mm.....caulk....
Do you have a cell phone?: i wish i had one of those bigass satellite phones
Do you have a curfew?: lol, no way
Who do you look up to?: smart people. cuz theyre smart. or something.
Are you a role model?: boo-yeah, i'm like a greek hero or something.
Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point?: what?
What name brand do you wear the most?: the cheap kind
What kind of jewelry do you wear?: watch. i'm a guy.
What do you want pierced?: no comment
Do you like takin pictures?: yes
Do you like gettin your picture taken?: i'm photogenic like hell.
Do you have a tan?: i started out tan
Do you get annoyed easily?: there's 159 counties in this great state of ours...i'll put a piece of you in every one.
Have you ever started a rumor?: yeah....jfk had ONE assassin....ONE.....
Do you have your own phone or phone line?: cell = awesomeness
Do you have your own pool?: like a gambling pool? cuz i'm a loan shark, it's what i do..
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: boxers. briefs are...constricting...
Do you have any siblings?: dos el siblings-o
Have you ever been played?: you know it. and by you i mean amanda and adrian....bitch...
Have you ever played anyone?: that depends what you mean by "Have"
Do you get along with your parents?: so far so good. except for the fights
How do you vent your anger?: gravy, and i'm gonna leave it at that
Have you ever ran away?: i'm still running...one armed man....fugitive....gotta get away...
Have you ever been fired from a job?: hell nah, i'm too awesome for that.
Do you even have a job?: i'm....at work now....
Do you daydream a lot?: and then fabio stroked my hair....wait, what?
Do you have a lot of ex's?: like i said before, i've got hoes in different area codes (ba-ZING)
Do you run your mouth?: i don't even stop
What do you want a tattoo of?: a circle of the names ezz, ryome, and exaria
What do you have a tattoo of?: i've got a lot of brown dots. i forget which are tattoos and which are freckles
What does your ex bf/gf look like?: not gonna lie. she's a babe. babe-a-licious. schwing-able.
What does your most recent crush look like?: blonde and blue eyed....and romantic (not a bitch. how is that possible?)
Whats her/his name?: amanda. i mean...adrian. i mean...shit! *shoots himself in head*
Have you ever been bitched out?: by both amanda AND adrian. i love my friends =D
Are you rude?: fuuuuuuck no. unless i'm drunk. or sober. so i'm good when i'm asleep
What was the last compliment you recieved?: you are awesome - me
Do you like getting dirty?: i dont want to brag, but i am kind of a freak....oohhhh yeah...
Are you flexiable?: like a 180 pound white guy
What is your heritage?: native american and irish. that means i can get drunk and then bitch about how the white man raped my lands
What is your lucky number?: 12...no, wait, 13! (eat that reference) but seriously 8
What does your hair look like right now?: currently spiky. and i want it blue.
Could you ever be a vegetarian?: fuck no, i eat meeeeeeat.
Describe your looks?: kind of like a guy.
If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?: blue. dark blue.
Would you ever date someone younger than you?: i have.
Would you ever date someone older than you?: i have. and i'm visiting her tonight (bow chicka bow wow)
When was the last time you were drunk?: monday night. i dont know why.
How many rings until you answer the phone?: first try
Have you ever been skinny dipping?: no *puts clothes back on* but really yes. wait, is a shower considered skinny dipping?
If yes, when was the last time?: not sure. a while back
When was the last time you went on a date?: haha, date. people don't date me :P
Do you look more like your mother or father?: both. i sound a lot like my dad, act like both, but look like my mom i guess
Do you cry a lot?: i don't cry...i'm a man's man!
Do you ever cry to get your way?: um. no.
What phrase do you use most when on the phone?: um. hello?
Are you the romantic type?: yep. and i plan on doing something romantic next weekend...wish me luck
Have you ever been chased by cops?: rodney king bitches!
What do you like most about your body?: i've never had to be worried about the size of my manhood, that's always a plus
What do you like least about your body?: my face
When did you have your first crush?: years ago. like, 2nd grade years ago :P
When was the last time you threw up?: in the fall. long story, involves LOTS of alcohol
In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: something about a redhead....but in the absence of that, a brunette
Do you ever wear shirts do show your belly?: not usually no. was this aimed at girls?!
What about cleavage?: DAMMIT i'm taking a fucking girl's quiz, no WONDER these questions were odd!
Is your best friend a virgin?: i dont know right now ADRIAN!
Have you ever fucked someone up?: i fuck with people's's's heads all the time. it's my bag baby!
Have you ever been fucked up?: i haven't dren binkin occifer!
What theme does your room have?: eclectic, whatever works. and is awesome.
What size show do you wear?: big. big big. like, i could float on them if it came down to it.
What is your screen name on AIM?: greek god + profession = me, bitches.
How are you feeling right now?: thinking: FUCK THIS IS A LONG FEMALE QUIZ
When was the last time you were at a party?: been a while, but lately theyve sucked anyway. aint no thang
Have you ever given a lapdance?: it always ends up being more funny than sexy
Have you ever recieved one?: NO, but i want one...
Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: half the theatre dept thinks that me and lucy are dating. i think not.
What is one of your bad qualilties?: i'm insecure
What is one of your good qualilties?: i have a sense of humor. or i try to anyway
Would you marry for money?: hey, if it came down to it, i would make an old woman's last month a damn good one, and if i got rich afterwards, GO ME.
What do you drive?: a nissan xterra
Are you more of a mommys or daddys child?: first mom, now dad. but that sounds weird...
So?: damn you, damn the broccoli, and damn the wright brothers!
Well?: "hey grif! chupa-thingy! how about that?"
When was the last time you cried in school?: i cant remember
Would you ever hook up with the same sex?: *shudder* hairy pointy things....*shudder again*
What kind of music do you like?: rock and classic rock....they rock! and other stuff
Would you ever bungee jump?: bring it!
What is your worst fear?: failure
Would you ever join the army?: i could be a ranger....spec ops, oohhh yeah....
Do you like cows?: moo
If you were to die today, what would you do?: depends, how am i going to die? maybe see a doctor to prevent that shit?
If you had one last word to say to someone before you die, what would it b?: GOOFAGIO!!
Do you like to party?: does anyone see my pants?
Hearts or broken hearts?: hearts stars and horseshoes, clovers and blue moons! pots of gold and rainbows, and the red balloons!
Moons or stars?: see above
Coke or pepsi?: DISAGREEABLE!
Favorite scent?: too many to name. after a long stint with nothing, a woman smells reallllly nice, without making that sound creepy
Favorite band?: the rubber band band they used to have in the looney tunes, with rubber bands playing instruments. rock out.
Would you ever dye your hair red?: redheads is hot. i might end up staring at the mirror too much...
How many languages can you speak?: english, pretty good in spanish, pretty good at asl
What time are you finishing this?: 5:22....i took breaks damn you!