Bloody New Zulunders!! :P

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Hours and hours of feline amusement :)

And on the topic of amusement...

( Life according to Princess )

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me ( Read more... )

If you thought the last one was funny... Heh

Or maybe it's just a Kiwi thing :P

Make sure you check out the other ads too!!

Story of NZAnd in my defence, Kiwis are Kiwis are Kiwis, whether they be Maori or Anglo. Everyone's pretty sweet, choice bro and laid back in NZ so no one really minds if Maoris make jokes about white fullahs or vice versa ( Read more... )

Not just because I work for CUB, fuckers!!

mr_poopyhead, you especially will appreciate this :P ha ha

And you too snowponie, but for entirely different reasons of course :)

Flash Beer

One fine day a florist goes for a haircut. After the cut, he asks the barber "How much ( Read more... )

( ~Almost~ worth getting a baby for... )

Stolen from multiple people, some of whom I don't actually know...

Go to Google and type in "(Your name) needs", then post the results.

Although he knows that Andre needs help surviving the winter, Steve believes that seals ultimately belong in the wild (that one is for my flatmate)

Andre Needs To Be SLAPPED (that one is for grushenkadoll)

Andre needs to ( Read more... )

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive , depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. And when she is menstruating she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a ( Read more... )