like young volcanoes

May 07, 2013 21:27

BLAAAARGH TUMBLR SHUT THE FUCK UP. I DO NOT NEED TO GET STUCK IN A FEEDBACK LOOP OF "NO BUT I DON'T THINK IT WAS MALICIOUS IN INTENT JUST A BAD SPUR-OF-THE-MOMENT DECISION YOU'RE MAYBE OVERREACTING? OH WAIT NO SORRY I AM A TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING FOR TRYING TO RECOGNISE THAT NOT EVERYONE IS A SOCIAL JUSTICE BLOGGER AND REAL LIFE IS FULL OF MISTAKEN INTENT AND ACCIDENTAL PAIN AND IT SUCKS BUT IT'S NOT A REASON TO BREAK OUT 'HOMOPHOBE', 'TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING', 'NO FUCK YOU I CAN'T EVEN WATCH THE SHOW ANY MORE BECAUSE I KNOW THE ACTOR IS SUCH A FUCKING HUMAN SHITSTAIN'. OH GOD I'M AN APOLOGIST AND PERPETUATING THE CYCLE OF BISEXUAL ERASURE AND HETEROCENTRISM AND I SHOULD JUST NEVER BE NEAR PEOPLE EVER". I mean people say the SPN fandom is crazy but until now I always used to roll my eyes because they always seemed perfectly rational if a little overexcitable (and aren't we all?) to me.

*breathes* Okay, now that I've got that off my chest:

- future tech! Artificial uteruses! DO FUCKING WANT! If the universe bends itself to my will I will be working on stuff like this one day, because skfhdkjflhldsg women's health should never involve the phrase "lol sry just deal with it", and if I can't find a way to avoid the pain and medical problems of childbirth I will fucking find one to avoid the pain and medical problems of just being unfortunate enough to have a uterus. /rant

- and heeeey, let's talk about how bird menopause makes females physically look like males because it's the oestrogen that makes them drab and dull. Hello, yes, I would like my hair to turn blue and green and gold when I'm in my fifties, thank you.

- eco-friendly vibrator! Bless you Lelo. It was originally an April Fools, but then they got a bunch of mail asking when it would be out and went "...wait, why can't it be a thing?"

- MEANWHILE IN BANDOM: Adam likes FOB! I actually yelped "NO STOP CROSSING THE STREAMS" out loud when I checked his twitter the other day (and I swear there was another one that said @FOB loving the new album! but I'll be fucked if I can find it now).

- Frank is talking about how they got Sweet Pea (sorry, Sweat Pea) and skdhdfjfldsfhls &Ieros; THEY USED TO VOLUNTEER AT A CHIHUAHUA RESCUE BE STILL MY FUCKING HEART. As always, Frank's way with words is...very Frank. ♥

- aaaand Gerard is talking about the upcoming Killjoys comic, jdfhsfhdshfslhfdlsgsl GIVE IT TO ME.

"That was kind of heavy for me," Way says. "Especially in the comic, I wanted the Girl to truly identify largely with the female fan base of the band. It felt like that character was Bandit or all of them at once.

"That's why it's so much more important to do a third part that focused on the Girl because that was the message I wanted to convey: This is basically any young woman's story."

GWAY YOU FABULOUS FEMINIST BASTARD SHUT THE ACTUAL FUCK UP.

~adam lambert~, when fandoms collide, *geek*, omg rl wtf, fob etc, mychem, i love you tumblr but you need to stop

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