Comic Relief

[andelendir]

A friend  sent this to lighten my currently extremely bad mood

Computer error messages:

• "The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out..."
• "WARNING: Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue."
• "COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key."
• "Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though."
• "Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!"
• "Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue..."
• "Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)"
• "General Failure's Fault. Not Yours."
• "Hit any user to continue."
• "Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying."
• "Smash forehead on keyboard to continue."
• "Earth is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can."
• "Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector."
• "Cannot find REALITY.SYS...Universe Halted."